tirek is a brilliant man, with an I.Q. of 370. he invented 3300 things (of very-ing significance). one day, a relative from Europe gave him a mirror. he thought nothing of it, for four years, until one day a portal opened up and sucked up him, his brother, and his lab.

he wakes up, as a centaur monster, his brother some kind of ape with wings, and his lab transported into a cave. a subsequent analysis of their surroundings brings them to the conclusion that they were not on earth.

he left a journal, chronicling his adventures