Celestia Gets Phone Tapped

DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE! THE ELVIS DURAN PHONE TAP!

"Okay Brody what's your phone tap about today?" asked Elvis.

"So today's phone tap comes in from Twilight Sparkle in some place called Equestria and she's doing it on her boss and former teacher Princess Celestia. Recently, Twilight just moved into in a new castle after her old home which was a library in some sort of tree was destroyed. What she wants to do is phone tap her boss and pretend as if someone is trying to buy the castle off of her and sell her a more low quality home. I play the part of the idiot who tries to buy the castle. Trust me, it's gonna be funny." said Brody.

"Well ok then. Let's listen in to today's phone tap by David Brody and Twilight Sparkle." said Elvis.

(Ringing standby noises)

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"Princess Celestia! Princess Celestia!" said Twilight

"Why hello Twilight! How are you liking the new castle?" asked Celestia

"That's why I'm calling you! Somepony is standing just outside the castle trying to buy it off of me and have me move into some run down house that looks like Fluttershy's cottage! I keep on telling him to go away but is insisting that he won't go away until I sell it to him. I really want you to tell him to go away!" said Twilight.

"This is a nice place! I'll pay ya 500 grand for it!" said Brody.

"Go away you pervert!" said Twilight.

"Oh c'mon Twilight! I'm willing to pay you an amount that's twice as much as it's worth." said Brody.

"Put this guy on the phone." said Twilight.

"Hey stranger, my boss wants to talk to you." said Twilight. (Drops phone out of second floor).

"Yeah who is this?" asked Brody.

"I don't know who you are thinking that my faithful student would be willing to give up her brand new castle which is her only housing option since her former home got destroyed in a fight she had against Tirek. Leave her alone or else bad things will happen!" said Celestia.

"C'mon Princess Celestia! I'm the richest pony in Equestria. No one has ever said no to an offer I made. I'm always willing to pay ponies a price that's double more than it's actually worth." said Brody.

"Oh shut up! You do know that you're trying to bribe royal Equestrian authority and that can result in up to 1 year in the dungeon?" said Celestia

"Oh please! Rules shmules! I honestly don't give a s**t about what you say to me! I ain't leaving until Princess Twilight agrees to at least consider my offer." said Brody.

"Listen to me you son of a b***h, if you're not at least 20 feet away from Twilight's castle within the next 5 minutes, I'm gonna send Shining Armour, who's the captain of my royal guard and Twilight's older brother out to arrest for you for tampering a royal authority! Take this as warning." said Celestia.

"Ok ok I'll leave but I gotta tell you something before I leave." said Brody. (Trying his best not to laugh).

"What is it?" asked Celestia.

"YOU GOT PHONE TAPPED!!!!!!" said Brody. (LOL'S REALLY LOUD)

"Hi Princess! I really got you this time!" said Twilight. (UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER)

"Wait what? You phone-what me?!?!?!" asked Celestia.

"Princess Celestia, this is David Brody from Elvis Duran and the Morning Show and Twilight and I just phone tapped you!" said Brody.

"Good one Twilight. But honestly, I was just about ready to stick my head through the phone and bite this guy's face off!" said Celestia.