Celestia Gets Phone Tapped

DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE! THE ELVIS DURAN PHONE TAP!

"Today's phone tap comes in from Rainbow Dash and the email says:

'Dear Elvis,

I want to phone tap my friend's former teacher Princess Celestia and make her think I'm joining the Shadowbolts, which are the evil alter-ego of the Wonderbolts, which is Equestria's Air Force. I want you to call her as the captain of the Shadowbolts and say I'm about ready to start my training. She will freak out and but then later hopefully get a good laugh out of it. Thanks again. Rainbow Dash'

Ok, so here's how it's gonna work. Froggy is gonna call Princess Celestia as the pony who's recruiting Rainbow Dash to join the Shadowbolts and Rainbow Dash is gonna later jump in and mess with her. Without further ado, let's listen to Rainbow Dash's phone tap."

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(RINGING STANDBY NOISES)

Celestia: Hello?

Froggy: Hi is this Princess Celestia?

Celestia: Yes, who is this?

Froggy: Hi Princess, my name is Forge-Lightning and I'm the recruiting director for the Shadow-Bolts and I'm calling to inform you that Rainbow Dash is about to complete the application process to become a reserve for the Shadow-Bolts.

Celestia: SHE'S DOING WHAT NOW?!?!?!?!?!

Froggy: Yes, I know this may seem surprising to you but don't worry, this is how most ponies react when they hear their loved ones are interested in joining the Shadow-Bolts.

Celestia: You gotta be kidding me, there's no way in hell she'd even consider joining the Shadow-Bolts. Spitfire, who's the captain of the Wonder-Bolts tells me time and time again that she's their first-string reserve and now she's turning her back on them. You know what, I'll call her and see what's going on here because there seems something suspicious about all this.

Froggy: Sounds good to me Princess, thanks for your time.

Celestia: Bye. (Hangs up)

Froggy: (Uncontrollable laughter) How was that for a set up?!?!?!?!?!?!

Rainbow Dash: Nailed it! She's calling me right now what should I do?

Froggy: Let that call go to voicemail and we'll call her back on the studio phone so I can hear what's going on.

Rainbow Dash: Ok then.

(RINGING STANDBY NOISES)

Celestia: Hello?

Rainbow Dash: Hey Princess.

Celestia: I'm so angry at you right now.

Rainbow Dash: What do you mean?

Celestia: Cut the bull s**t Rainbow Dash, THE SHADOW-BOLTS CALLED ME AND INFORMED ME YOU'RE INTERESTED IN BECOMING A RESERVE FOR THEM! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN CONSIDER JOINING THEM?!

Rainbow Dash: Well I mean, I said I was sort of interested. I never actually said I wanted to do it.

Celestia: You don't understand, even saying you're somewhat interested is bad enough. You have a bright future as a member of the Wonderbolts and now you're considering throwing it all away to become part of an evil organization?!?!?! C'mon Rainbow Dash, this isn't like you.

Rainbow Dash: (Uncontrollable crying) I'm sorry Princess!!!!! I think Discord probably tricked me into thinking the Shadowbolts would be good for me! I want to turn that s**thead back into stone because of this!

Celestia: I knew it! Alright, I'll inform Twilight to get back the Elements of Harmony so you can turn that dishonest monster back into stone.

Froggy: Actually Princess, that won't be necessary. (Tries hard not to laugh)

Celestia: Why?

Froggy: YOU JUST GOT PHONE TAPPED! (Laughs really hard)

Rainbow Dash: GOT YOU PRINCESS! HA! THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL I'D EVEN THINK ABOUT JOINING THE SHADOW-BOLTS!

Celestia: Wait, what? What's going on here? Is this a joke?

Froggy: Princess Celestia, this is Froggy from Elvis Duran and the Morning Show and Rainbow Dash and I just phone tapped you!

Celestia: Yeah I guess that's pretty funny. I was worried for a second there because I was close to throwing you in the dungeon for treason.