Ponyville Interviews

Comet: How was it when you banished your sister?

Celestia: Boring, that's for sure. I spent the entire day raising the sun and moon and looking bored. Trust me, immortality is no fun. Every day I wake up and the end never comes.

Comet: Do you get irritated by Twilight's letters?

Celestia: Actually, yes. Most of the time I get Luna to check the letters because I can't be bothered, and also because Luna was the original bearer of the Element of Loyalty. I check one once every five to ten weeks. It's always "friendship isn't always easy" or "while it isn't always easy, you should fight for friendship." Gets on my nerves, I must say.

Comet: Is Luna a good sister?

Celestia: Yes. She gets up, goes downstairs and does the dishes. It's great, right? A sister that does the dishes. Only one problem: she cleans them with… moondust.

Comet: Are you undead?

Celestia: The living dead? Heavens, no. Well, not technically, anyway…

Comet: What is a normal day like?

Celestia: I wake up. I am feeling irritated, bored and somewhat depressed. I go downstairs. Luna's doing the dishes with moondust. I have my breakfast. It's never toast or cereal. It's something fancy. It's normally raining and dark. You'd be surprised how dark it is in the castle. I get a hooficure in the spa and then I put my royal gear on and act like a normal happy pony, dreading Twilight's letter. When I get in after a long day, I have a bath and some dinner. I demand my dinner to be normal pony dinner: toast, cereal, pasta, just… not fancy food.