Ponyville Interviews

What is the worst thing about princesshood?

Getting up every day. I'm kinda considering giving the role of Princess of the Night to Twilight Sparkle.

Do you enjoy doing the dishes for Celestia, and why do you use moondust?

Yes, I do enjoy it. I think I still have the moondust guy's number. *Luna picks up phone and dials number* Wait, why do I have this? *Luna throws phone away*

Do you get to go out and eat normal food?

Mmm hmm… I go out to McDonald's every two to three weeks. I get a nice big burger and fries with ketchup for Celestia, and normally a good sized Chicken Legend for me. *Pulls out burger* I love this country.

Do you have any friends that aren't associated with royalty?

I have no friends associated with royalty. My friends are Lyra, Bon Bon, Derpy, Dinky, Octavia and Vinyl Scratch.

What is an average day like?

I get up and go downstairs. It's rainy, just the way I like it. I open the dishwasher and begin cleaning with moondust. Celestia comes downstairs and she is irritated and bored. We plaster fake smiles on ourselves at a fancy-schmancy dinner. Something happens and I have to read that wretched friendship report. The day ends and I go to bed after a bath and dinner.