Ponyville Interviews

What is an average morning like?

I wake up. It's sunny. I eat breakfast and fall down the stairs. I smile as Dinky comes downstairs. Then I take Dinky to school and sit down for five minutes, make myself a muffin and a cup of tea, then go out to do my mail pony job.

Does Dinky have derp eyes too, and who are you related to?

No, she has perfect eyes. She's a normal filly. Also, I am currently married to Doctor Hooves. I remember meeting him at school, that awkward maths lesson… that day…  oh I hate to relive it.

Can you speak other languages?

はい...はい、私は...それは、彗星あなたを感動させる失敗するんですか？

No. No it doesn't.

How did you get your derp eyes?

I was simply born with them, and it certainly gave me a lot of fame… completely by accident. Being Derpy Hooves is sometimes a bit inconvenient.

What is your favourite food?

Muffins. Mmm…. muuuuffiiiinnnsss.