Chaos And Magic: The TwiCord Collab

With a poof Discord appeared in the entrance hall of the Crystal Oaks with a glass of chocolate milk in his paw. Not seeing Twilight he pulled out an oversized pocket-watch with his talon and checked the curved hands for the time.

“Oh Twilight,” Discord sang out. “Do come out. If you don’t then we’ll be late, we’ll be late, for a v-“

A magenta aura of magic cut off his speech by clamping his muzzle shut.

Twilight came into the entrance hall with an annoyed look on her face. “Discord, if you wanted to find me then you could have just asked or looked for me in the library. That would have been less disruptive than singing about being late that you copied off and used as a reference.”

Discord beamed, “Oh Twilight, what fun would that be?”

Twilight glared at him, “This may be a palace but I’m still running the Ponyville Library here and your singing managed to bypass the soundproofing wards.”

Discord held out his talon and paw leaving the pocket-watch and milk to float, “Look truce or peace, whichever flavor you like. You know I’m reformed this time truly; I didn’t mean anything by it. Just some harmless fun, maybe you should just ask Luna to build the soundproofing, with her sleeping during the day she needs good soundproofing!”

Twilight sighed, “Fine, I shouldn’t have overreacted. By try next time to go for mute jokes in the library.”

The pocket-watch disappeared with a snap and Discord stood before Twilight in a striped top hat.  Discord raised his paw and placed it over his chest, “I solemnly swear that I will not pull tricks in the library that involve sound…. unless the target is unbearably stuffy.”

Twilight resisted the urge to facehoof, “We’ll go with that for now.”

Discord shrugged, “Well now that you’re here about an answer to my question?”

“What question, you didn’t ask anything?” Twilight muttered before her eyes widened, “Did you mean that question….”

“Well I would but that can wait so no date question today. Nope, the Question of the Day is… Do you want to go to a picnic?” Discord suggested.

“You said no date ,yet if this is an attempt to bring me into a date-type settin-“

“Twilight, I’m looking for some fun here,” Discord cut in. “Besides you need to get out of this stuffy castle, we don’t need Celestia 2.0, no scratch that we don’t need a mini-Cakebutt. That and our friends gave me permission to pry you out if you refuse.”

“Okay, one picnic with the rest of our friends,” Twilight said.

“Excellent!” Discord sang out as he placed his glass of chocolate milk on Twilight’s horn. “Just follow the chocolate milk stream to where everyone else is.” With that Discord vanished.

Twilight quickly grabbed the glass off her horn before it could drop, “Chocolate milk stream?”

The milk from the glass poured and poured filling the entrance hall and as the tide of chocolate milk rose higher the glass became a raft which Twilight scrambled to get on and away from the rising chocolate milk.  The tide of chocolate milk forced the front doors open and the current carried Twilight out the door.