Chaos And Magic: The TwiCord Collab

Twilight looked up at Discord lounging on her couch, sweat rolling down her face like mad as she watched him eat potato chips. He was watching the crystal wall in front of him at the moment, laughing every now and then. Typical Discord.

Twilight then turned her head back to her friends, giving them an unsure look. Being the 'good' friends they were, they simply ushered her on with waves of their hooves and mouthing of words as they sat on the blanket covered floor of her castle's living room. Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie were all hiding behind a one way mirror, only Twilight able to see through it both ways because she had conjured it up.

Note to self: Don't play truth or dare when drunk. Friends do not care if you were drunk.

Swallowing as she looked back to her target, she took another step forward, nearly tripping on her socks.

Cursed things. I don't know why Rarity thinks they're attractive, Twilight thought to herself.

Taking a deep breath along with a another swallow, she began to plan out what she was to do. The bet had been, as she clearly remembered saying before passing out,"I bet I could seduce anypony I want too. Even Discord! Just you see me do it tomorrow!"

Sometimes Twilight felt like alcohol should be burned.

Her heart in her throat, and her brain screaming at her to just back away slowly, Twilight fought her urge to run as she spoke out in the most seductive voice she could muster.

"Diiiisssscord," she purred, shocked to find out that she did, indeed, have a very sexy voice. Must've come with her alicorn hood, for anytime she had tried to talk like she was now with stallions back in high school they would back away in fear. Maybe it had been because of puberty and her darn cracking voice.

Curse that developing body.

Rainbow Dash chuckled a bit at the sight of her friend trying to be 'sexy', causing Twilight to shoot an angry glare back at the rainbow maned friend of hers. Dash instantly shut up as Twi's eyes burned with 'say one more word and you'll be in a coma', and Twilight then returned her attention to the spirit before her.

Must not of heard me. Celestia, buck me sideways with a brick. I just want this over with!

Complaints and swears still rolling around her head, Twilight reluctantly lowered her eyelids in a seductive manner, wrapping her purple magic around the bag of potato chips, and teleporting them away in white flash. She then stode up to him boldly, wiggling her hips a little as she sat on the floor in front of him.

"Discord!" she whimpered, this time in a more needy and attention seeking voice, much to her firends' humor as the slinked back into the shadows laughing. Twilight ingnored them, her attention focused on the chaotic being before her. She needed to get this over with, and prove to her friends that she could be as enticing as any other mare.

My looks and techniques are totally more than just 'average'. I'll show them!

This time, much to Twilight's fear and happiness, Discord looked up, letting out a small yelp when he saw Twilight in such a sexual manner. She was lying on her back now, pawing at the air with her fully clothed hooves. But she was sure to keep her tail tucked between her hind legs. This was certainly not going to be a porn video for her friends to enjoy.

But as the thought of her and him crossed her mind, she found herself enjoying it a bit as the images formed. But then seeing that Discord was still lying on the couch in shock, she decided to focus more on the situation at hoof.  Other... things would be dealt with later.

"I need some help with these dreadful socks," Twilight whined, snapping Discord out of his trance. "Wont you, being a friend, help me?"

Discord, who was obvouiosly uncomfortable with the situation at hoof, cunningly lifted his two talons up, ready to snap them. Easy peezy lemon squeezy. But Twilight was not satified with this quick way out, and quickly grabbed his eagle claws in her magic.

"Un uh!" she scolded, shocking her and Discord as her magic proceeding to shift to his mouth. She hadn't really planned this out, but it seemed to come from her mare instincts now as she found herself uttering words she hadn't dreamed she would say in the context before.

"Use this."

Discord's eyes were now darting everywhere, seeking a way out. And much to Twilight's strange pleasure, she found herself enjoying his fear.

"W-Well I'm not very comfortable with this, T-"

She quickly cut him off with her magic, wrapping it around his blushing snout again. It was kinda fun being the one in control.

"Discord, 'a true true friend helps a friend in need', as the song goes. Did you learn nothing that day, or are you not a true true friend?"

She then wiggled her hips for a bit of emphasis.

Discord was now trapped, which made Twilight giggle a bit. After the events of him and Tirek, he had been more than sure to prove he was, indeed, a good friend. It had really shown when he polished the entire castle without pulling one prank until after he was done, a record for him.

Taking a deep breath like Twilight had before she confronted him, Discord hopped off the couch and approached her. But as he did so, a devilish look began to form in his red eyes.

Oh Celestia, he's actually going to do it! Twilight thought as a small tremor went through her body. Where was the Discord she knew? She then looked back over to her lurking firends with a desperate look, Applejack and Rainbow Dash snickering in response.

Note to self: Curse off those two. Screw the magic of friendship, those two have it coming. I sw-

Her thoughts were interupted by Discord's voice, in a sexy tone just like she had attempted before.

"My my Twilight, I must say you have quite a knack for chosing out socks," Discord whispered in her ear, dragging his tail along her undebelly. Her wings instantly shot out from the safety of her back, throbbing with anticipation. Discord gave her an amused look as she attempted the shove the wings back into their place. Buck her wings and their revealing nature. But then she realized the look Discord was giving her, making Twilight freeze up.

Oh Luna and Celestia on ice, did I just get Discord 'in the mood'? Twilight thought, a look of horror forming on her face as it began to swirl in her mind. I m

Her question was swiftly anwered with the sudden pressure on her front hoof, Twilight looking up to see Discord biting the tip of the sock, slowly dragging it off with a look that clearly said,'Hey, you asked for it. Don't look at me like that. I'm the victim here.'

Twilight then looked back at her friends, a pleading look plastered on her face. Fluttershy was looking away with a heavy blush, while Applejack and Rainbow Dash watched with intensity.

Perverts.

Rarity gagged in response as his snake tongue began to flicker out, while Pinkie Pie stifled back chuckles.

Dear Celestia, just how perverted were her friends?

Twilight then mouthed the word help as she felt the first sock slip off, everypony besides Fluttershy and Rarity silently chuckling as Discord then moved on to the next hoof.

Note to self: Burn all socks.