I sat there, sipping cider. Strong cider. Came from Apple farms, an apple orchard that Isaac tells me the orange pony lived at. Isaac has everything. I'm used to think thought like this when I drink. He walks around here, mocking me. Wearing my clothes, covering his wings. Looking just like me. Who does he think he is. He gets a cutie mark of a cross, after covering for a preacher. You know what I get? A game controller. One for the PS3. I went out and bought POD Royal guards 2, and got a mark after 3 days straight of playing without sleeping. Red Colt gives you a sugar high, not wings. Learned that.
"Dude?" Isaac waved his hoof in front of my eyes.
"Yeah?" I smacked it away. He cradled it with the other hoof.
"Why you do me like that? Anyway, we might need to leave." I turned to Scratch, hoping he would keep the party going. She was listening to something on her headphones. I tapped on her shoulder, and she turned towards me. She put her headphones around her neck without moving her hands. Lucky.
"Yes?"
"Care to start the party?" Pinkie looked at me excitedly when she heard me say this.
"Party's over." Pinkie looked down sadly.
"Awwwwwww." She dropped a bag of confetti on the ground.
"Where did you even get that?" She looks at it.
"I have no idea."
"I swear, one of these days I'm going to film you pulling that out of thin air."
"How can air be thin? I always pictured it as more of a medium-weight. It's better than fat air, which would be bad-" I brought a hoof to her mouth.
"Isaac, Remind me: BUY ADVIL." Isaac turned away, laughing.
"The extra-large bottle, right?" Pinkie Stared at Isaac for a few seconds. Then decided to throw confetti in his face. I laughed, as Isaac looked offended. He pulled out a flask of Holy water, and splashed it into her eyes. She blinked, and shrugged. A tiny amount landed on my hoof, causing it to sizzle. I screamed, as it burned.
"What the hell is that?" I wiped it off, onto the counter. The pain slowly subsided.
"I carry around Holy water."
"Do you drink Holy cider?"
"No."
"Awww. That would be awesome."

Author's Note

I wrote this in the middle of the night. Whatever.