Rarity Trap: CYOS

You make sure to keep your focus on Rarity’s face as you begin to semicoherently piece together an explanation of how it’s not your thing, you have other stuff to do today, and really what you’re really feeling like right now is a fresh breath of air. She just raises her eyebrows and opens the door, which you bolt out of so fast you’re practically still on all fours doing so.

The next day, when you pass Rarity on the street, she won’t even look at you, which suits you just fine.