Just an ol' strangers tale I suppose.

"C'mon y'all, get off of Anon, he probably just wants to go home." Applejack says, pushing her naked friends off of you.

You brush your suit off, and laugh nervousally. "Yeah, besides, afterparties aren't really my thing. Go have some fun girls!"

Pinkie shrugs her shoulders, and she quickly rounds up Rarity, Rainbow, Twilight and Fluttershy and pushes them into Tim Mcgee's Crematorium while yelling back to you. "Silly, I know you just want to go home and hump Applejack. Go do it you wiener!"

You smile nervousally, as does Applejack. "Wanna go to my place and watch some scary movies?" You ask, blushing slightly

"Hmm...nah" Applejack responds, running her finger up and down your chest.

"I wanna go to yer place, and fuck yer brains out." She grabs you by the top of your pants, and quickly runs off with you into the bushes.

"And y'all certainly did git down to that sexy sort of business. I wasn't really able to tell who's who in that pile of sweaty human relation y'all had going on there. But I could tell by the glow on her face, and the smile of satisfaction you had on yours, I knew y'all were gonna be just fine." Ruggs pulled back into his rocking chair, and began strumming on his guitar.

"Just an ol' strangers tale I suppose though." He plays a soft tune, as a small chain hangs off his thumb, revealing a purple mist, screaming with its entire core to be left out.

The end.

Happy Halloween.