Transient Soul

You look down and see Applejack crying at your statued feet. "Anon... you can't be gone...Anon... come back to me."

The enormous wave of undead warriors began closing in on your naked friends, as Pinkie Pie began screaming "I CAN'T FIT ALL THESE BONERS IN MY HOOHAH! SOMEBODY HAAAAAAAAAAAAALP!"

The air becomes silent again as Applejack starts clapping for no reason. She claps her hands and begins whispering your name. "Anon...y...mous." She gets up and starts clapping even faster, "Anon...Y... Mous!" She continues to stand tall and claps, chanting your name, as Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity and Twilight all follow suit. They begin clapping and chanting your name. "ANONYMOUS!

Suddenly the entire naked army starts clapping their hands and chanting your name nonstop. "ANONYMOUS! ANONYMOUS! ANONYMOUS!"

Every hit of your name slammed against your stony prison like a wrecking ball, you could feel the energy of your friends empowering you.

"ANONYMOUS! Clap. ANONYMOUS! Clap."

The statue began cracking slightly,

"ANONYMOUS! ANONYMOUS!" You flex your arms and the stones go flying away from your body!

Pinkie Pie throws you a microphone and you catch it.

You scream into it. "ARE YOU READY?" you hold the microphone to the naked crowd. "YEAH!" they all scream in repose

"ALL RIGHT! 3,2,1! GO" you turn away and look up at Khalkaroth, as you start singing.

"I WAS BOOOOOOOOOORN IN A CLASS 5 HURRCAINE!" Applejack and Pinkie Pie jump up next to you and start dancing, as they kick several skeletons away from you. You flip around and start dancing in tandem with the two of them "And I howled at my ma in the driving rain," Twilight and Fluttershy ran up to you and punched several skeletons in the groin as they ran over a wave of them with Twilight's 300 pound neckbeard slaves.

You point your finger at the giant eyeball and tap your foot. "But it's all right now, in fact, it's a gas!"

Two skeletons jump up from infront and behind you, but are suddenly dragged back down underground by Rainbow Dash and Rarity, you join you in the center singing stage.

You hold Applejack's hand and look her straight in the eyes. "But it's all right. I'm jumpin jack flash," Applejack holds hands with Pinkie, who grabs Twilight's, who grabs Rainbows, who grabs Raritys, who grabs Fluttershy. You point your finger and make a gun sign at the giant rhomboid eye in the sky.

"And I'm a gas gas gas!"

The naked army continued smashing skeletons as they chanted toward you and the girls. "Music rules! Music rules! Music rules!"

The power of their cheers, amplified by the power of the magic within Applejack's friends, amplified EVEN further by the feelings you have for Applejack began leaking through your pointer finger.

"MUSIC RULES! MUSIC RULES! MUSIC RULES!"

The air got electric as the cheers grew louder and louder, the energy from your finger began growing larger and larger, as Khalkaroth began stammering. "STOP IT! NO MUSIC ALLOWED!"

Applejack's friends open their eyes to reveal a bright light, and they began glowing. Applejack grabbed your chin, and opened her eyes, revealing the same glow. You smile, and open your eyes too, revealing that same bright light from behind your eyes.

"MUSIC RULES! MUSIC RULES! MUSIC RULES! MUSIC RULES! MUSIC RULES!" The crowd cheers louder and louder as they danced and stomped their feet in unison. The light from your finger grew and grew in size, until you could no longer contain it! A giant blue beam of light shot from your finger, launching right at the giant eyeball in the sky.

Khalkaroth begin screaming as its eyeball rolled around crazyily. "STOP STOP STOP STOP!"

The beam of light refracts into every color of the rainbow and takes the form of a dragon.

"STOP THE FRIENDSHIP! STOP STOP STOP STOP!"

The different coloured dragons joined in unison, to make a mighty rainbow hydra that blasted right into the stormy center.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

The eyeball begins sucking the clouds into itself, as it imploded upon its own being. The skeletons began getting sucked in the cyclone, as your naked friends cheer at the sight of the defeated army of the undead.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DEFEATED BY THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIIIIIIIIIIIP!"

The giant eyeball in the sky exploded, as you, Applejack, and her freinds desenced back to the ground, and you finished your riff. "IT'S A GASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"

Applejack knocks you over with a hug, and suddenly you are dog piled by the other 5 as well.

The naked party goers did a naked conga to the Crematorium, slightly surprising the elderly Tim Mcgee as they just walked right in and restarted their Ghost Hannakuh afterparty.

"Ya did Anon! Ya finally beat that troublemaker once and for all!" You laugh as you feel a foot tickle you in the ribs, but you notice a light purple wisp fall from the sky. Like a leaf in the wind, it slowly descends. You swear you see an eye open up on it, as a smile stretches on its miniscule little face.

"Maybe next time lil man!" he chuckles. Suddenly a black crow swoops in and takes him into his beak, shredding the purple soul into a thousand midair pieces, until only a tiny purple spot remained. The crow flew off into the green and manilla horizon, as you laughed to yourself.

"Yeah... its all finally over."