Transient Soul

You get up slightly, still stuck in the form of a plastic hotdog figurine with action kung fu grip. "Urgh.... my head."

Your complaints are quickly muffled with the glorious bosom of Applemaid chest in your face. "Ah thought ah lost ya Anon! I'm so sorry! I didn't protect you!" You nestle further deeper between her breasts as you try to muffle out your understanding, unfortunantly, the sound barriers of breast made your words inaudible.

You hear the rest of her friends cry out, "C'mon Applejack, we've got no time! Get up and get moving!" Huh? Whats going on?

Applejack gets up and starts running, you try to turn your head, but are still limited to just left and right motions. With every stride, her breasts lifted slightly, enabling you to speak, if wobbly.

"A-a-a-a-a-j-j-j-j-j, What's going on?" you ask, trying not to fall your doom between the pendulous nylon clad legs beneath you.

"Anon...well, when we tried putting you back together... some of the other fellows started acted weird."

You feel a slam of breast right in the face as Applejack turned, as if to dodge something.

"Sure, everyone is strange on Ghost Hannakuh AJ."

"Not like this Anon...people are..." She stops suddenly, pulls you from her chest and shows you what happened in the period that you were unconscious. "Well just look!"

You can't believe it!Fires are erupting everywhere, as costumed freaks are chasing after one another trying to bite and climb on top of each other.

"C'mon AJ, its just the afterparty." You say shrugging your plastic shoulders, before remembering you don't have the ability to so, so you use your kung fu action grip.

"No Anon, LOOK!" She shoves you right in the face one of the costumed freaks. You stare right into a black pool of eyeballs staring back right at you, as its mouth opened slowly, revealing a black mist eminating from its maw. It screeched as it tried to grab you from Applejack's hands.

Applejack quickly pulled you back and you both start running for your mortal (and plastic figurine) lives.

"Okay Applejack, that's definately NOT normal!"

"That's what ah was trying to tell ya Anon! When you were knocked out and knocked around, this one fellow comes up and starts getting real sick."

Applejack quickly hopped, pounding you once again in the head with her massive Apples.

"And he threw up this black stuff, at first we thought it was Twilight's terrible cooking..."

You chuckle to yourself, based fucking Applejack.

"But then, other people started gettin sick, and then they began chasing after people, and throwing up that black fog into their mouths, and then you get these soulless fellas trying to mouth rape us!"

Hmm...black fog, soulless people, mouth rape? Where have you heard of this? Wait a minute! THAT HAPPENED TO YOU TONIGHT!"

"APPLEJACK HOLD ON!" Applejack skidded to halt, dropping you slightly, but catching you by slapping you the crotch of her skirt. Nice.

She quickly holds you to her face, trying to erase the blush on her face. "What is it Anon?"

"Do you remember when I became a plastic hotdog man with kung fu action grip?"

"Yeah, how could I ferget it? That damn singing bastard....WAIT!" Her eyes suddenly got big as she gripped you tighter. "You don't think?"

"I do!" You point at her, activating your kung fu action grip. "In fact... I bet everything that that's the bastard behind all of this! He...he's the troublemaker that old fellow was talking about!" You move your arms up and down hastily, trying to emphasize your point.

"Er...what ol' fellow Anon? You didn't go anywhere!"

Suddenly the both of you hear groans and shuffling around you. You are surrounded by zombified Ghost Hannkuh patrons! THE HORROR!

"Looks like I don't have time to explain AJ, you think you can fight with me in hand?" You lift your plastic arms and flex your kung fu action grip.

"Nope!" She states, lifting her fists as well. "But don't worry Anon! I'll keep you safe!" She quickly lifts up her skirt, and lowers you toward the top of her nylons.

"No matter what the cost!" She drops you, snapping the nylon behind you. You quickly lose consciousness again at the sight of glorious apple fields.

You see Ruggs again rocking away on his chair, strumming on his guitar. "Huh? Oh its you. What brings you back here?"

You feel yourself going warm, and you look away. Ruggs chuckles a bit, "Well, I won't pry into yer business." He puts his guitar, and reaches down into the fog, as if looking for something to give to you.

He pulls out a glass sphere, and tosses it your direction. "Here kid, it ain't much, but at least you can see what's going on."

You look into the glass sphere as the static begins clearing away. You see Applejack in fighting position, ready to kick some zombie ass. You really want to cheer for her, but the numbers of zombies were growing larger and larger, 20,30, 50 zombies! There's no way she can fight off that many!

Suddenly out of nowhere, Pinkie Pie walks out of an alleyway, in a red jumpsuit, along with Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Twilight and Fluttershy. NO! Don't get yourselves killed! You morons!

The girls stand in a line, and hold each others hands. Applejack nods at them, and quickly joins them. Oh shit is this some magic of friendship macguffin they are going to pull off?

Pinkie Pie pulls out a boombox from the inside of her red jumpsuit, and presses play.

Pinkie Pie starts twitching her head, and shuffling toward the zombie crowd, her friends all following suit. The zombified crowd looks at one another in confusion at the sight, as do you as you slowly realize whats going on.

The girls began dancing like rthymic zombies, and before you know it, 5, then 10, then 25, zombies start dancing with them! The girls began clapping their hands, and side sliding, and suddenly all the zombies around them began doing the same. Pinkie suddenly began singing, "BECAUSE THIS IS FILLER! FILLER TIME! THE AUTHOR DOESN'T WANT TO WRITE, SO HE'S JUST WRITING SHITE!"

She quickly begins flipping the sky off with both of her hands.

"Yes it's filler! Filled with fright! He sucks, at his job, Tooooooniiiiiiiiiight!"

Suddenly you hear Ruggs murmers to himself as he begins to strum his guitar faster than he was previousally.

Darkness falls across the land the midnite hour is close at hand. Creatures crawling fer blood, to terrorize y'all's neighborhood and whosoever shall be found without the soul for getting down..." He gets up and opens a hole in the fog below the two of you. You look down and see a mighty maw of fiery brimstone and tooth roar as its behemoth mouth opened, releasing several fiery hounds into the night.

"Must stand and face the hounds of hell!"

You watch the hounds quickly descend on the zombified town folk, and lunge through their bodies through their back, and jumping out the front of them, with black snakes in their mouths.

You feel yourself falling back from your skyloft fog, as Ruggs waves you off again. "See ya around kid."

You quickly regain vision, quickly shutting your eyes, just in case you were in your nylon barrier cage.

"Anon, y'all can open yer eyes, you're safe."

"I know I'm safe, I just...well," You quickly move your arms up and down, huh no reaction. Guess your safe. You open your eyes and see a very confused crowd of costumed Ghost Hannakuh goers, wondering why their costumes were ripped however most of them shrugged their shoulders and began making out, and mounting each other.

Pinkie Pie sighed as she looked at the ongoing depravity, "Aww...Ghost Hannakuh after parties are the BEST!" She quickly takes off her red jump suit and jumps right into the crowd of depravity. "CANNONBAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL!"

"Wait for me Pinkie!" Fluttershy wailed as she quickly followed her pink nude friend.

You look at Twilight, Rarity and Rainbow Dash, "At least you all will still help me get back my body and defeat the big boss right?" You say, crossing your arms.

"Uhh yeah... I think I see a guy over there who totally needs help with tying his shoe. Good luck Anon!" Rainbow quickly tugs at her V-suit and shouts into the crowd. "LET'S RUN A TRAIN FELLOWS! ME ON TOP!"

"Rarity? You certainly can't approve of this!" You say, to where Rarity WAS standing just a moment ago. You hear her respond from the pile of costumed orgy sex party of sexiness. "I LOVE SUCKING COCKS!"

Twilight pokes you and giggles. "Don't worry Anon, I'm still here!"

Yeah... fuck that, you quickly yell at the writhing mass of copulating young adults. "OI! HOT NERD WITH CAT EARS HERE!"

Suddenly Twilight was tackled by two 300 pound gentlemen wearing fedoras and smelling highly of Cheeto, who were muttering about being called Sempai and Onii-chan.

You look up at Applejack, "Well, I guess its up to us." She looks down at you, and taps her heel at you, crossing her arms, shifting her weight to one leg. Oh jeez, don't tell me she's a fan of the after party scene too.

She crouches down and picks you up your arm and smirks at you. "Yer lucky I like yer old body, ya wiener."

She holds you close to her chest and embraces you, as you make your way to the shop that transformed you into a 6 inch weiner between Applejack's apples for a showdown with that singing bastard.