Transient Soul

Applejack quickly runs with you in tow to the shop where you transformed into a plastic wiener, which was still oddly open. But something seems incredibly different , perhaps its the black fog eminating from the door, or maybe it was the green and purple lights sparking on and off from the inside. Whatever it was, you had to face it, you tug at Applejack's hair.

She looked down at you, and gulped. "Yeah, let's do this!" She takes a deep breath and makes her way through the front door. You both cough and wave your arms to fan the noxious fog from your faces.

"Come out...cough... ya coward!" Applejack yells, gagging on the fumes.

"Yeah! Nobody turns me into a wiener and gets away with it!" You state, using your kung fu action grip.

You quickly see a shadow crawl on top of the ceiling smiling malevolently at Applejack, as its hand strechted across and down the wall.

"APPLEJACK LOOK OUT!" You cry out.

"WHERE.........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Applejack quickly fell to the floor and began rising upside down, hanging by her leg on the thumb and forefinger of the grotesque shadow. Applejack held her skirt up to cover herself, while trying to hit the hand, but to no avail! "PUT ME DOWN YA VARMINT!"

You shudder slightly as you find yourself within a sea of noxious fog, coughing heavily, you try to find your way around. You suddenly hear the tremendous echoes of foot stomps coming toward you.

"Well well well, look at this! Returning customers!" You feel ringing in your eardrums as if a hurriciane had funneled through them.

The fog seperated and you see before you the slick suited merchant, grinning at you with a sneer on his face. "How's your meat suit treating you fellow? Is it everything you ever wanted?"

"YOU BASTARD!" you lunge at his shoe, utilizing all the power of your kung fu action grip. He quickly kicks you back, knocking one of your arms off.

You try to reach for your arm, before suddenly you feel a massive blow to your stomach once more, knocking both of your legs off in the process.

"ANON! ANON!!!" Applejack kicks at the shadowy hand, not even caring about the status of her exposure. "LET...ME...GO!!!" She begins gnawing and clashing at her captor, to which it just smiled and cackled further at her attempt to do so.

You look at up at Applejack and smile. "Hey..."

Applejack looks back down at you, with tears in her eyes. "Anon..."

"Thanks for everything AJ." You whisper, before the giant heel of the merchant quickly silences you, breaking your plastic body all together.

"ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!" Applejack screams as the shadow hand drops her at the same time, as if to rub it in her face of your demise.

Applejack curls at your plastic remains, cradling them in her hands, wishing as if her tears could return you to life.

"Ya see little lady? There ain't no refund policy here! Now be a good lil girl, and..." he crouches down to Applejack and open his mouth.

"Open your mouth..."

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE! You quickly zip inside his open jaw with the force of 10 billion Kirby Gets Fucking Pissed posters.

The black hole of a maw quickly swallowed you as continue to rush forward faster, and faster. The darkness around you seems to be peeling away just by the intensity of the force you are invading with. You tear away at the darkness around you, as the space around you become brighter and brighter. There...it has to be there! You press farther and farther, tearing away at the darkness, before you come to a screeching halt.

You are standing in a white space, with a single mound that is connected to the ceiling, and the floor, with a throbbing black tumor inbetween it. It beats rhytmically, like it had an ungodly pulse, you go up and approach the living tumor.

A single yellow eye opens up and glares right through your soul. You hear its voice booming across the white space. "Well hello there child! Welcome to my host body! Nice lil place ain't it?" The eye closes slightly as it laughs.

"Yeah, it was too old school for me, so I had to spruce it up. Nice though right?" You can see throbbing lines of dark veins slowly trying to cover the room again, as the eyeball rotates and rolls in its black flesh sac.

"Now, its honestly curious lil' man. How could you have possibly known to possess a body under a short period of time? You'd think you would just go off and die!"

You move closer to the flesh sac, but are suddenly stopped by two tentacles that erupted from the sides of the white space.

"Unless, you're a wandering soul...like me!" The eyeball shrinks its pupil, and glares angrily at you.

"So is that what you're planning lil soul? You're planning to beat the demon outta me? I'd like to see you try!" The eyeball rolled in its socket as the tentacles wrapped tighter around you.

You smile and whisper to the eyeball. "Me? Oh no, that's her job. I'm just the follow up."

The eyeball quickly jostled at you once more. "Say what now?"

Applejack punched the merchant right in the jaw, slamming his mouth shut, which distracted the eyeball for a second, loosening his grip on you. You reach back and focus all your strength, rage and love into one final punch, the eyeball looked toward you and quickly shot out tentacles to prevent the blow. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" You land your fist right into its cornea and tentacles pierce through your being. As the punch connected, light eminated everywhere from the white space, and the darkness began fleeing .

"DAMN YOU KID! I AIN'T NOTHING WITHOUT A BODY, JUST A DAMN SHADOW!" The booming voice screeched as it was being pushed away by the might of your punch.

"Good! Go back to where you belong then! TO HELL!" You boast as you finish your blow, and begin to feel your arms move, and your sight begin to see through this new host's eyes. You look down as see shadows escaping from your pant legs, and right out the shop door. You fall back onto the seat of your pants and begin laughing. Your jaw really hurt, like really REALLY hurt, but that's a good sign. You could finally feel pain again! You touch your hand to your chin to relock it into place, and suddenly you see your hands turning from ebony to green! This...this is your hand! You begin going up and down your body, and you are able to change your look from the slick salesman, to good old fashioned Anonymous!

"Anon? Is that really you?" You look up, and see Applejack, with tears in her eyes.

"Yeah...in the flesh I guess..."

You suddenly are tackled with the force of CHINESE MATHEMATICS to the ground as Applejack quickly gets on top of you and pins both of your arms down.

"I can't believe you did it Anon! Ya got your old body back!" She said, wiping the tears from her eyes.

"Yeah, well, maybe, I'm not too entirely sure about the semantics of it, but I guess I'm human, and I am me again, so alls well that ends well?" You say trying to process the logic of technically kicking a spirit out of a body that it had originally possessed, and if that makes you, you, or just a host of you. Descartes would have alot to think about it.

"And in just enough time Anon...I well... I've been meaning to do something to ya for the longest time..." Applejack whispered, as she bit her lower lip.

"Whats that? You already put me in your breasts, and between your legs, I don't think there's much more ground we can cover AJ." You logically state, explaining with your hands.

"Ah can think of something" She quickly hoists you upright by the shoulders, and holds your face as she kisses you passionately, and with a true emotion of love.

You sit there in awe of the gesture, and think to yourself "Wow, that IS something." Applejack pulls back and sits on your lap with a lusty grin on her face.

"Now, with that outta the way, hows about we celebrate with a Ghost Hannakuh afterparty of our own?" she moans slightly as she undoes her maid top.

"I'm game, let's do it!" You state, you've been really meaning to get the natural workings of your body back in motion, especially with all the crazy situations you had tonight. You quickly remove your shirt, and go to remove Applejack's, when suddenly a loud clap of lightening strikes outside, as the cuckoo clocks in the shop all begin clanging and ringing at the same time.

"What in tarnation?" Applejack looks around at the sight, and gets up from your lap. Aww, sad boner.

You get up as well, and wrap your arm around Applejack. You walk outside and your stomachs fall to your feet, the once calm sky was now a swirling maelstrum of green and purple cloud, billowing lightning at every possible interval. You feel the wind blowing against your naked chest, and pushing Applejack's skirt up along with it revealing her nylon clad Apple nethers. Fucking Sweet.

"ANON! I THOUGHT THIS WAS ALL OVER!"

You look up at the sky and hear an echoing laughter coming from Ted Mcgee's Crematorium and Salad Emporium.

"No...it's not over...not yet."