The little filly was pacing back and forward on the stage with one thing on her mind.

I cannot lose. I cannot lose. I cannot lose!

She knew that ponies like Diamond Tiara were out there, waiting, just waiting to watch her mess up.

Then a steady, but for some odd reason static, beat began to play.

"Epic Rap Battles of Equestria!"

Apple Bloom gulped as she drowned out the cheering.

"Apple Bloom!"

Apple Bloom remained motionless.

"Versus!..."

Apple Bloom shook her head to wake herself back to reality and turned to face the curtain. The man that came out was what look like a young one. He had a hat upon his head with a shirt that read "Bullshifters" on it. He was surprisingly cute to her, but she shook that off a proceeded with her nervousness.

"Eeeellllllllliiiiiisss! Begin!"

Haha, have I ever told ya 'bout the time?
I was puttin' my guns down to fight with rhyme?
It's not my style to fight usually.
But for you, I can fight while killin' zombies in my prime.
Back in 2009, my game was made.
And still it's one of the most games played.
Not to mention that I am the chosen character for my campaign.
Come hell and high water? More like Heavy Rain.

Apple Bloom found herself searching for words in retaliation to Ellis' verse.

Um.... Ah, uhhmm.

What's wrong Bloom? Don't like spotlight.
It don't shine as bright as I do, am I right?

...

I believe the reason you can't rap is 'cause you don't care and
I'd call you a son of a bitch if you had parents.
Think of that as compliment and don't take no glitches
'Cause I got my own instructions, kill all sons o' bitches.

Apple Bloom had a face of shock at that verse, and her eyes started to tear up. She was on the verge of crying, when suddenly...

A filly on a scooter jumped up onto the stage wearing a helmet. She had a violet mane with the same color eyes and an orange coat to go along with it. Along side her was a unicorn with a pink and violet mane. She was totally white with mint green eyes.

"Scootaloo? Sweetie Belle?" Apple Bloom said as she wiped away tears. Sweetie Belle turned around and with a comforting look, put her hoof on her shoulder.

"Let us take care of this." She said. Apple Bloom nodded.

How dare you talk to my friend that way!
You talk about this Keith allot, are you gay?
You should've fallen off that bridge or have a Tank punch you in.
I bet you will take your group six feet under with your heroine.
And that's just a taste of what your punishment is.
When I grab the mic this turns to show biz.

Your friend can't rap, so you send a chicken to battle me?
I can kill Rainbow with a swipe from my machete.

I believe you are leaving one out
I have even more power than Mike Trout.
I'll make a bloodbath with your group, and your tolerant to fruit?
No wonder why you can't handle the truth.
I'll make a slingshot out of your stupid overalls.
The only thing you can do is make bird calls.

You got beat once, you sure you want to again?
Move out of the way stop sticking up for your friend!
I mean come on, you two are annoying
Sweetie stop cooking, and Scoot enough tomboying.

Let me step in, Ah've got more courage then ya think
Ah just needed to listen a bit ta ya the weakest link.
Yer creators could never make a third game!
True, Ah have no parents, but at least Ah have a brain.
Seriously? Yer going to bully mah friends?
Yer no better that Tiara in the stands.
Y'all keep actin' this way, you ain't gotta future
Why don't you translate this, va te faire foutre.

Who won? Who's next?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EQUESTRIA!

Author's Note

Hey! It's been a while.

I was waiting to find a comment that had an idea that at least one person liked,but I guess not.

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed, comment who you would like to see next and I'll do it.