Author's Note

Sorry it's late, my kindle wouldn't charge and it was dead. Here is the first battle for Season 2. Enjoy!

Epic Rap Battles of Equestria! Season 2 #1 Vinyl Scratch vs. Jeremy Fitzgerald (Five Nights at Freddy's 2)

The DJ pony is waiting for her opponent on the stage. The crowd chatting amongst themselves asking questions like "Who's her opponent?" or "Who was that who killed the announcer?". Some asked "Should we call the guards?"

But here was the DJ, waiting on stage for the music to start, her glasses tossed to the side, revealing her ruby red eyes.

Then, a steady, but slow, beat began to play.

Vinyl thought to herself as the "new announcer" picked up the microphone. She thought if she could help with the music after her battle, and even if she could be the announcer.

"Epic Rap Battles of Equestria!"

The crowd cheered as they awaited the arrival of rapper number two.

"D-J-P0N3!"

"Versus!..."

Vinyl smirked.

"Jeremy Fiiitttzgeeeeerrrralllllldddd! Began!"

A man emerged from the darkness wearing a strange mask that resembled that of a bear.

I'm b-b-b-b-big Vinyl Scratch, and its about to get serious.
I'm burning up and my following rhymes are furious.
I created rap music, you made first-person lame!
I can't believe that fears are actually brought from your game.
Take that mask off your face
So we can at least see your race.
I'm way to fast for you, but still, pick up the pace!
I don't need any element to be known,
I have fans in the thousands, ones I make fanboy prone!
You were fired after 6 nights, they took away your doors.
The thing scarier than you monsters are their own Rule 34s.

No doors? No problem.
I have it made.
You say Rule 34? Look how many times your fans had you laid!
I'm alone in the dark with nothing but a creepy cupcake.
You? Fast? Ha, give me a break.
I get more money in a week than you do in a year.
I'm stressed, but I still don't pick up a beer.
If I can handle 11 animatronics, I can beat you.
Run back to your roomate, join her with the rest of the side characters, too.

I'll kick your ass!
I'll leave broken! Under the pass!
The money you make is cheaper than brass!
I got my friends to the left, wubs to the right!
I'll tell you now you won't last another night!
My eardrums are rock solid! You're just a little pest!
I can last till day, your stuffed animals will put you to rest.

You wanna survive five nights? Well go ahead.
Oh yeah, better keep the Marionette in bed.
Don't forget to take care of the new toys as well.
If you don't, they will send you to hell.
Save your flashlight for Foxy, keep Balloon Boy out!
Once you hear "Hello." you'll know when he is about.
The Mangle is dangerous, and makes a static sound.
Put the mask on quick when the old robots are inbound.
What's wrong, DJ? Too tough to handle?
You can just except the fact that I blew you out like a candle.
I'm more of an officer than your pony friends will ever be.
You want to know who's the best? Well guess what? IT'S ME!

Who won? Who's next?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EQUESTRIA!