The humble stallion stood on stage as the lighting swiftly swept through the crowd as entertainment after and before battles. Big Macintosh wasn't one to talk a lot, let alone rap, so it was doubted he would win this battle in any way.

Then, a steady beat came into play.

"Epic Rap Battles of Equestria!"

The crowd began to cheer as the booming anonymous announcer read his line.

"Big Macintosh!"

The crowd was half-silent, half-crazy.

"Versus!..."

All eyes landed on the curtain, they were expecting another skinny, weak looking teenager to walk out, but what did shocked them.

A muscular man walked out of the curtain and began throwing random punches to get some adrenaline pumping. He had green boxing gloves on both hands.

"Lllllitttlllee Maaaacccc! Begin!"

Hello there, Macintosh
I see you have my name
But you would be flat on your back unconscious
If you were in my game.
I have a champion coach, willing to teach me his skills
Yours is just a farmgirl who would make you work and take pills.
Little Mac is too powerful for you, so pack up your bags and walk away
Because your eyes will be spinning in circles by the end of the day.

Eeyup, it seems to be feeding time for you
I'll hang you upside down and make you a bloody pulp, too.
I'm the strongest in Ponyville, you went down in three matches
I can take a thousand hits from you and still not have any scratches.
Now it's impressive for a kid your age to win,
But battling you kid, I swear it's a sin.

I'm tired Doc, I can't take anymore
This horse's raps are as boring as a chore.
I won a championship for knocking out Bruiser
You only win chicken calling you loser.
I'm about to take you back to school like I did Mike Tyson.
Battling me is like herding a hundred bison.
You still think you can beat me, huh big mister?
You still have dreams of a manage a trois with your sisters.

Nope, none of what you said is true.
I'm gonna need a mop to wipe the floor with you.
Your fists are made a of colors you got from Crayola
My rhymes are sicker than a patient that has Ebola.
Your championships are names, doesn't mean you have fame.
I'm done, because this fat joke is lame.

Who won? Who's next?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EQUESTRIA!!!

ace_attorneyfan800: Big Macintosh vs. Little Mac

Author's Note

I didn't use a lot of Little Mac's story in this one. So, I hope you enjoyed this battle! See you guys next time!!!