The mighty princess stood on stage with a smile as the crowd bowed to her. It was highly unlikely that she would say anything bad considering she was a kind-hearted princess who loved almost everything that wasn't evil.

A steady beat began to play.

"Epic Rap Battles of Equestria!"

The crowd was silent, all staring at Celestia. Celestia nodded, and the crowd roared with excitement.

"Princess Celestia!"

Celestia took a bow to the crowd as they cheered for her. They were soon silenced as some kind of machine with an orange eye in the middle what was thought to be the head.

"Versus!..."

Celestia smirked.

"GLaDOS!" Played a robotic voice. "Begin!"

Good morning Celestia, I must say
You have created the most perfect of days.
Sad enough my test subjects can't see it
Nor will the princess of some four-legged miscreants.
I am powerful, a machine built to persuade.
Not some colorful princess pony who can't rule for a decade.
Sending your favourite student out to die a million times!
I admit it, I killed scientests with gas, more like your rhymes.

The ponies were somewhat scared of this machine. Celestia noticed their fears.

Do not be afraid my little ponies
This worthless machine is just a phony.
I have been threw the worst, banished my own sister to the moon.
Don't worry I've saved a spot for you, since you'll be going soon.

I'm going to where, Ms. Sunbutt?
You, the transit of six muts?
One of them a nut?
One of them you'd rut?
You have no personal business with rapping
My friendly cube will send you packing.
I'll unleash a portal and push you through
And since there's nothing that you can do
I'll beat you in a fury and rule your equines, too.

Celestia stood there, eyes wide at the speed of this machine's rapping. The crowd all had their mouths dropped.

Celestia cleared her throat.

I'm the ruler of your world
And whatever state of mind your in
I refuse to let this little tin can win.
I can teach how shut up in go home in a bit.
You where ended by a subject who YOU trained
You can't talk about my subjects, I will send you to Tartarus, and that's it.

The machine soon sparked and fell off its body. The crowd cheered and Celestia smirked.

"What the matter? You've never seen a princess rap before?"

Who won? Who's next?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EQUESTRIA!!!

Flaring Moonlight: GLaDOS vs Celestia

Author's Note

If this was a little hard to understand, let me be clear...

I had no idea what I was doing.

If you enjoyed it... you must have liked my rapping more than I thought.
See you guys next time!!!