Hiking Trip Gone Wrong

You know, you never really realize how much you take things for granted until you no longer have it; for instance driers and a week’s worth of clothes. Let me tell you, it is not fun waiting in one area for hours on end, in a forest, for clothes to dry only for them to STILL be damp when you’re ready to get moving again!

Anyway I doubt you’re here to listen to a madman ramble on about damp clothes, I’m sure you want to know who the hell I am and why you should care; am I right? Well, as for who I am: I’m nobody important really, just a crazy old man with a story to tell about a world filled to the brim with creatures from mythology: Manticores, Cockatrices, Unicorns, Pegasi; you name it. That’s not all either, those Pegasi and Unicorns? They have technicolor manes and coats. Not only that but they can actually talk the English language. Imagine that: mythological, technicolor, talking Equines! I admittedly lost it when I first discovered this… world? Dimension? I’m not sure what to call it but one things for certain, we’re not in Kansas anymore.

Hhmmm… I just realized I have yet to tell you my name. Well, I never use my old name anymore, so you can just call me Relator. Now, I've brought you here to hear my crazy story of first contact, new dimensions, and much much more. As any story, good or bad, new or old, should I guess I’ll start at the beginning and go from there.

It all started with a human with the name of Vulgaris. . .