Fimfiction needs a Royal Guards tag.
EDIT: Yay! Finally a Royal Guards tag! Story has been updated accordingly.

Coconut Drizzle has always wanted into the Royal Guard, ever since he was a little colt. Finally, he has been able to realize his dream. But his excitement is halted in its tracks when he learns that he has to pass yet another test to get in for good. But this test isn't like any of the others; this is a very special test...

This is a gay clopfic starring the Royal Guards and a non-personal OC. Very little story here; this is pretty much shameless clop and not meant to be taken at all seriously. Do not read if you are homophobic, a prude, a troll, or an innocent (but let's face it; if you're here, you're probably not innocent). Any rude or hateful or trolling comments will be deleted responded to in a politely derisive manner.
Contains nuts, non-dairy cream and large quantities of meat.
Triggers: orgy, oral, anal, spitroast, double anal, cum swallowing, cum sharing, anal creampie, sloppy seconds, dirty thirds, foul fourths, filthy fifths, minor role play
Partially, but not completely, (okay, mostly) inspired by this story, which was in turn inspired by Braeburned NSFW art.