Princess Celestia is Love, Princess Celestia is Life

I was only eight years old.
I loved Princess Celestia so much. She was my favorite princess in all of Equestria.
I had all the toys and posters of her in my room.
I prayed to Celestia every night before I went to sleep, thanking her for rasing the Sun and for the life she has given me to live.
"Princess Celestia is love," I say,"Princess Celestia is life."

My sister, Rarity, hears me. And she calls me a bitch.
I knew she was just envious, of my devotion to Princess Celestia,and not to her instead.
I call her a pussy.
She wacks me with one of her order forms for a dress from a client, which is levitated by her magical aura.
She then yells at me to go to sleep.

I'm crying now and the back of my head hurts from where she wacked me.
I lay in bed and its really cold.

I then feel a warmth that is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me.

I turn around to look behind me.

It's Princess Celestia.
I'm so happy now.

She whispers in my ear, "This is my castle."

She lifts me up with her powerful alicorn magic.
And puts me on both sets of my hooves.

I am ready.

I spread my flankcheeks for Princess Celestia.
She penetrates my flankhole with her long, powerful, unicorn horn.

It hurts so badly.

But I do it for Princess Celestia.
I begin to feel my flank tear, as my eyes water so bad I can barely see.

I push against her force.
I want to please Princess Celestia.

Celestia lets out a mighty alicorn whinny as she fills the inside of my flank with magical alicorn love.

My sister looks into my room and sees what is happening.
She stares at us and says,"What the buck?"

Princess Celestia looks up and to her straight in the eye, and says,"It's all over now.(I couldn't beat the "it's all ogre now" thing).

Princess Celestia flys out through my open window, out into the shadows, far far away.

I lay on my bed, smiling as I recall the events.

"Princess Celestia is love, Princess Celestia is life."