Princess Celestia is Love, Princess Celestia is Life

I was 10 years old.
It was the last day of school.
I'm in my last class.

I'm talking to my really super-duper awesomely cool teacher.
I thank him for the Celestastic school year.

"It was charming to be with you," he says, smiling slyly.

No. It can't be.

I turn towards him, to look closer.
It's just as I suspected.

He smirks even more.

It was Prince Blueblood the whole time.

I lunge myself after him.

I try to lodge magical aura love into his pretty boy flankhole.

But it's no use.

As I spread his flankcheeks, The Queen Breezy emerges.
She puts a magical aura restriction spell on me.

"It's all over now."

Just as I thought my last bit of magical aura was being stripped away from my soul, Princess Celestia smashes through the ceiling into my classroom.

"Yesssss"

She has come to save me.

Without any hesitation, Princess Celestia grabs Blueblood by the horn, rips it off his head, and stabs it into his neck.
The Breezy Queen tried to fly away.
But Princess Celestia took out her magical aura gun and shot her with it.

The Queen Breezy burns to ashes.

Princess Celestia resores my magical aura and gives me magical aura love.

I go home with a sore flankhole from her massivly, large alicorn horn.

"Princess Celestia is love, Princess Celestia is life."