Life in Equestria: How does this happen to me?

by Chris Mcgrassio

Chapter 6: A nightmare, Getting better in the Hospital, and The two Grand Galloping Gala tickets, and the truth of Christopher well, some of it (Revised)

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Chapter 6: A nightmare, Getting better in the hospital, and The two grand galloping gala tickets, and the truth of Chris.

One week later after the near heart-attack...............

Chris was sleeping peacefully in a bed. He felt strange about how he fainted after talking about the shemale gender. But, you see Chris has had a whole stuff of pain from this gender for what he didn't tell everypony else yet is his mom was a shemale too. He felt scared around his mom once he knew the truth. And one fact is he felt like he had a phobia towards that gender, But he didn't have hard times doing stuff with shemales when they didn't force him to do anything.

He knew one thing though if the mares here in Equestria were like that then well, Having a relationship with one is gonna get complicated. For if you wanted to have sex You would need to get used to seeing.................Those things. On the mares when your doing intercourse ugh >_<.

Let's see what Chris is dreaming about right now shall we? Also if any of you are wondering, as of this moment Chris is in a hospital bed getting better from his heart-attack that almost killed him. And I feel like this dream that's gonna be shown is going to be very dark and evil. So I hope you guys are ready cause here we go!


"in Christopher's dream realm again." (if any of you are also wondering when Chris is in the unconcious state Umbra and or Luna can't get in Chris's head for he locks away everything he does so nopony sees what he does. For he doesn't want them to see what he always sees on a daily basis.)

Chris opened his eyes after feeling woozy and noticed he was in his dream realm again. You know, The dark space that he uses for nothing but depression :(.

"What's gonna happen now?" He said fearfully awaiting what his mind is imagining now.

It for once in his life showed a good memory happenning. It showed when Chris and Applejack first met.

"And to think that I probably fell in love with her after first sight. Might be cliche, But she just looks so..........perfect." Chris said happilly while looking at the old memory of them getting re-aquainted.

Then it showed the part of Them having both of their first kiss. To Chris after that moment didn't care about life, For he was in the arms of one of the girls he dearly loved, and he didn't want to let go.

"That was the moment my happy feelings finally came in. But the problem is I still ain't able to express how I feel towards her and the others." Chris said sadly. He felt happy seeing this, But then the dream took a twisted dark turn after the kiss ended.

Chris could'nt believe how far low and evil, and dark his mind could become for at that moment Twilight ripped Chrsitopher's clothes off and all the girls did something that made only Aj and Rarity not change in the dream.

"The darkness must've took over Dream Chrysalis and dream Umbra. But why are they still normal?" You said confusingly then your eyes widened fearfully.

For at that moment Twilight held you down with her magic and unlike the last dream of where they had strap-ons. This dream had all the mares literally show their.........dicks.

They were the color of their skin and the length and bigness of them Made Chris want to vomit at the urk he felt.

"I geuss turth or dare is over. I think it's time to play "Rape the Human." RIght girls?" Twilight said evilly.

The other girls except for Aj and Rarity shook their heads yes.

Them two looked completely disgusted at what they were doing. Even though you knew they were shemares now, You felt happy knowing that they weren't the same as the others.

"And this is just a nightmare. It's not like PInkie, Umbra and Chrysalis would do this in real life. They would only really do it if I wished on it for my own accord. So I don't need to feel scared about this dream. For I know that it is fake." You said not feeling scared anymore.

Till the dream changed again, It had you.............You started throwing up, and freaking out with what you saw.

"Wake me up from this dream right freaking now YOU SON OF A BITCH!" You said to your mind which chuckled darkly at you.

As you wish.............Master. The dark voice said creeping you out, Before you left the dream realm for one second you thought you saw a dark mist showing but you shrugged it off as your imagination and woked up from your one week coma.


"In the Ponyville hospital."

Chris woke up with a start and groaned. He heard a beeping sound to his left. He felt annoyed hearing this, But he did'nt want to get up for reasons. The most important reason was because he was in a hospital bed, and he didn't want to make his injuries worse. So he waited for a nurse to show or something.

He closed his eyes for a nap and heard somepony open his door. He feigned being up to see who it was. He felt somepony touch his hand while he heard other ponies around him.

"Is he gonna be all right doctor?" a voice said................no fucking way.

"Hopefully he does, After that heart-attack he had, He almost died. If they haven't gotten him here in another five mins he could've possibly been dead right now." A voice said which you dubbed as Mr.Doctor guy who you should be scared of when you wake up.

"Well, If he does get up and feel better make sure We know ok?" PRINCESS FUCKING CELESTIA said PRETENDING TO CARE!

"Understood........But what about the other mares here?" Now that made you confused, after he said that you heard sniffling.

"It's allright the 8 girls here are friends to Chris, They can stay here. Just make sure hwen he is up that I know ok?" Celestia said trying to speak nicely when you know how she truly is like.

You heard the docotr say "Yes." And then they both left with you all.................Who is holding your hand?

"Sugar, I hope your all right. I've been worried about you for the past week. And......knowing you will be all right warms my heart so much. Please, Get better soon." The angelic voice of Applejack said while she held your hand tightly, and nuzzled your arm affectionately.

"Yes darling. We've barely even got to know you yet and I feel appalled that our other friends didn't come with to make sure you were all right. Just know Chris, That we are here for you." Rarity said softly while holding your other hand.

"Yeah. We've known you from the very beginning Chris. So don't think you are gonna get rid of us yet." Umbra said while Chrysalis giggled at what she said.

Then,You felt some mares hugging you sadly.

"We hope you get better Chris. We want to show you the Cutie mark Crusaders main base. For we want to add you as a member since you are also dubbed a "Blank flank" too." The Cutie mark Crusaders said in sync adorably. (And yes, THe Cutie mark Crusaders have'nt gotten their cutie marks yet. The reason why is because the show haven't done it yet. And I could'nt really come up with good cuite marks for them. And they are mare age too by the way, So Sorry bout that <:D.)

You also felt a pony nuzzle you. "Yeah! once your better we will throw you a "Chris got better" party and get to know each other better. For I really badly want to be your friend too." Pinkie said sadly while hugging you too by the side.

You felt your heart beating and you felt your happy emotions coming up again. This has been the first time since people that i've known actually cared for me............. You said in your mind happilly.

You woke up and started crying yourself.

You hugged the Cutie mark Crusaders back and said, "And don't think that you won't get rid of me yet either, For I will be alive for As long as need be." You said while winking to the readers who for some odd reason hate this story.

All the mares then started freaking out once you woke up.

Then they looked at you with shocked stares and you smiled. "So........ Who wants a hug?" You said holding your hands out ready for a very tight hug from these girls.

They dove into your arms and almost breathed out your air. But you handled it and gave the hug back to them just as tight.  You felt happy knowing these girls cared to see you. But knowing that there other friends and Celestia didn't care made you mad.

"In fact, What did you two do When Celestia was here?" You asked Chrysalis and Umbra wondering how Celestia didn't see them/

"Celestia didn't know we were here because we didn't come in till she left. We want to make sure that when she sees us that it's a ............surprise. So to say." Umbra said while Chrysalis shook her head yes.

You understood and the other girls let go of you since they could'nt hold you forever. But applejack was still hugging you and not really thinking of letting go at any moment. You looked at her sadly and asked "What's wrong AJ? Are you all right?" You asked the crying mare in your arms. You felt guilty, making a mare like Aj cry.......for you.

"Ah don't feel good at all Sugarcube. Hearing the doctor say if we didn't get you here quick enough that you would've die made mah heart sad and I just don't know what would happen if ah didn't have you sugar. I don't know why, But the very moment my eyes first saw you, I just knew you and ah would click from the very beginning. I just feel So lucky to have been able to see you Chris. And Ah hope from this point on that you will stop making me scared for you. For I would rather want you in mah arms, Then for me to see you in a hospital bed possibly dieing." She said sadly while getting her muzzle on the side of your cheek to nuzle you affectionately.

Then You knew why she felt so sad and broken-hearted. So you decided to hug her back and say, "Girls? Could you go get Twilight and the others? I would like it if me and Aj got some alone time right now." You said sadly.

Aj looked at you with shocked eyes, while the other girls shook their head yes and left. It was just now you and Aj, all alone.

Everymare has to be naked don't they? I feel so lucky being in AJ's arms right now. For once in my life I can actually feel..........happy. Chris said in his thoughts while smiling happilly at Aj.

"So.........uhhhhh.......Is there a reason why we are alone now sugarcube?" Applejack said shyly while starting to feel awkward about what to say.

"Yes. There is a reason why. I would finally like to know something. what is the populaion like her in Equestria?" You asked Aj not remembering that part of the info Celestia was talking to you about.

"Oh! well.......uh.........unlike your world. On Equestria The mares are the dominate gender. And since there are lesser stallions then we are a matriarchy world. Which means there are a lot of mares for 1 stallion. And this also means that every mare is bisexual too. But the herd can only be created if there is one stallion that many other mares like the same way." Applejack said, With the info she had on the world of Equestria.

"So a herd can only start if the stallion decides if it is all right or not?" You asked with a thinking posture. Aj shook her head yes with a blush on her face.

"Well, How about we start a herd when your ready? Because.........ummmm.......If I know right everymare is a shemale right?" You said to Applejack sadly.

Appljack's ears folded on her head and she said, "Yes sugarcube. Sorry, But that's they way we were made of. If you don't want me and others mares because of that I will und-" Before she finished you gave her a kiss to wash away her doubts. SHe moaned happilly from the kiss and returned it with frevor.

You ended the kiss and said, "Now just because you are a shemare, That doesn't mean I won't be with you. It just means I need to get used to seeing naked mares all the time and the fact of when sex starts that I will have to get used to seeing a "THing" when being with the girls I love. Just let me get used to life and we'll see what happens along the way ok?" You said to her nicely with a small smile.

Aj had a smile on her face and put her hat on the table by the bed. "Ah want to cuddle for ah while. And it's been a whole week since i've been in your arms. I have been waiting so long to be with you again sugarcube. I love you." She said while falling asleep on you adorably.

You froze then smiled happily and said, "I love you too Applejack, and I hope you know that my heart may be to other mares later on, But my heart chose you first out of all the others. Remember that good night Aj." You said to her while giving her a kiss on the head and falling asleep with her.

You both fell asleep in each other's arms affectionately and Chris didn't know why, But for once in his life he could finally say that no matter what happens he will protect the ponies he care for, even if it means killing himself.

Aj nuzzled you affectionately while you guys were asleep and it just looked so adorable :). I bet all of the readers out there are very jealous right now XD. But that doesn't matter, Now then if you'll excuse me I need to go in this sotry and Be something intresting. BYE :D.

The author then teleported into Christopher's mind to annoy the hell out of him from this point on FOREVER.


IN Christopher's mind realm we go! :D.

".......what the fuck am I doing here?" Chris said wondering how the hell his dark mind became like this quickly.

His mind had flowers, happy faces, and the mares he cared laying down on the grass ahead.

He looked to his left and froze. For what he saw next to him was a pony he has never seen before.

He saw a dark green pony, with light green hair, a black tail, and brown glasses on. To Chris this pony almost looked like.............oh no.

HEY! MY MAN WHAT'S UP Chris??!?!?!?! it's your OC homeboy Chrome in the house! He said not having quotes in his wording.

" Why are you not following the rules of fimficition?" Chris asked Chrome.

I'm not following the rules because i'm the author of your story and life, and I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT! he said with a crazy smile on his face while looking crazy at the same time. Chrome was exactly to Christopher's height. And Chris felt a migrane coming on from just hearing this guy talk.

"Why are you here? And why do you need to annoy me now?" Chris said with a groan.

Because I can! And because you are the character that I made in this story! hell, i'm the author! I can break the 4th wall whenever I want! And you being with Applejack is lovely. So I decided to give you a very happy dream of where you have control of your body, and you and AJ are intertwining with each others dreams. Don't ask jsust roll with it :). ALso, I hope you have fun with AJ SEE YOU LATA CHRIS AND MY AMAZING READERS :D! the author said while telporting out of Chris's mind to make sure there was still a 4th wall to still break later on XD.

Chris groaned but then smiled. For knowing that this was a lucent dream and him and Aj were now in a dream together, That made him feel better. So he decided to take his mind off of his OC and go towards AJ who was sitting on the grass looking at the now night sky.

"Hey Aj. How are you doing?" Chris asked his favorite Mare to be honest :).

AppleJack turned around and gave you a loving smile and said, "Ahm doing better know that your here." she said while getting up to hug you.

You returned it with equal affection and heard of purr of approval from her. You both sat down on the grass in each others arms looking at the night sky. You felt like your life was perfect, You didn't even care if you died right now. Just being in her arms makes you the happiest guy alive.

You nuzzled Aj who monaed at your touch. You looked up into the dark sky and saw a shooting star.

"Hey look Aj! It's a shooting star!" You said to Aj looking at the sky. Aj looked at the sky and her eyes widened happilly.

"Let's make a wish before it disappears!" She said quickly.

She closed her eyes and wished from the shooting star.

I wish That me and Chris will be together forever, No matter what happens in our life. Aj said in her mind pleadingly.

You closed your eyes and did a wish yourself.

I wish that the girls I care for willl never betray my trust and do whatever they can for me. Chris said hopefully.

They opened their eyes and looked at each other happilly. You took your glasses off and held onto Aj tightly. Aj looked at you with a smirk and said, "Now what are you thinking of doing right now?" She said teasingly.

"I thought since this was a dream we didn't have to worry about being awkward since you and I are sleeping together. Also I thought we should Kiss since I love you." You said to her affectionately with loving eyes.

Aj looked at you with happniess and some lust and gave you the "Come hither" stare. You waited for her to do it first after some time.

Her stare changed and she just decided to kiss you first, and she did it very fiercely that it made you surprised AJ didn't do it when she saw you earlier.

You moaned shockingly and made yourself feel weird. You felt something poke your abdomen. Aj broke it off and looked down.

Then she blushed hardly when she saw your thing getting hard. But it stopped being hard when you looked down and saw her orange dick. It was so long that it actually reached the height of your hand. You shivered from frieght and tried to stay normal, But your fidgeting and shivering talk wasn't helping much -_-.

"O-o-o-o-ok. T-t-t-t-then, Let me just get used to seeing this right now k?" You said getting ready to faint again except in your dream realm now XD.

Aj looked at you with understanding and guilt. "Ahm sorry sugarcube. It seems we both got excited and I could'nt stop it."  She said while rubbing her mane awkwardly.

You hugged her, Trying not to let her thing touch your stomach and said, "Let's just wake up and see what this day has ahead of us k?" You said trying to get ove that you are now hugging your favorite girl who is now a she-mare.

She hugged you back a little and said, "Ok." and that's when you both decided to wake UP FROM YOUR DREAMS TOGEHTER. (Caps lock turned on -_-. whatever It can stay like that XD.)


Back to the hospital bed they are in :).

They both woke up and Aj had a blush on her face, While Chris had a little smile on her face. You heard giggling and looked by the hospital door and froze on the spot.

For the other mares were back and the position you and Aj were in was VERY SUGGETSIVE ;).

Aj got up slowly, And you got up with a groan feeling your back hurt more the longer you lay down.

The other girls looked at you amd smiled, While Twilight looked at you with a curious gaze.

"What's up Twilight?" You asked, Wondering why she was looking at you lie that. Honestly, She looked pretty dumb with that look.

"You got a reply from Princess Celestia. And she sent it to you in private." She said to you while poofing out a paper out of thin air.

Gonna have to get used to seeing mares flying and using magic too..........ugh >_<. Chris said in his mind getting more annoyed of how terriffiying these mares could be if they weren't nice -_-.

You grabbed the paper when it was in range and opened it. You muttered the words she said (Aka the author is lazy to write down what she said XD.) and felt shocked at the end.

"She gave me two tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala?" You said confusingly while taking out 2 gold tickets.

Chrysalis and Umbra groaned and closed their ears while all the other mares gasped loudly.

"You know what? I hope You girls don't freak out cause these tickets? Yeah, There going somewhere safe." You said teasingly.

Out of all the places you hid them, You put them inside your pants right by your well......dick XD. Everymare then blushed at what you did.

"This is me saying, If you want to go with me. Then you will have to do something that will catch my heart. Like How Applejack already has for example." You said while pointing at the blushing orange mare who was looking ready to do something she would'nt do.

You then remembered the fact that you have barely even shown them all your true self. Not even the readers know how you truly are. All that they see is a bland stupid trolly character. But what they don't understand is you are just trying to make sure that you get the ponies trust so then you can do the one thing you always wanted to do your whole life. Kill Celestia and Luna. And the only way to do that is to get everyponies trust. So being the fake version of you isn't fun, But it's the only way you will get the mares you need and to rule over Equestria the way it should be like.

Very soon...........They will see the true me. The Chris that isn't boring, dumb, or completely retarded. Soon........they will see the Chris that no one, Not even my parents have seen. Chris said in his thoughts getting ready to show his true self when it was at the right moment.

But he knew since he was teleported at the moment this whole show started, That it will probably be a long time before he gets to that point. Chris doesn't care, He wil stay this way and only show his true self when by himself. For only the Readers will know how He is like when no one watches >:).

Chris got up from the hospital bed like nothing even hurt him and stretched with a groan. Everymare looked shocked and stunned at what you just did.

"UGhhhhh.... All right. I am gonna get going. You girls have a good day now ok?" You said with a fake smile while leaving. Before they could reply you shut the door and ran as fast as you could out of the hospital. Cause Chris knew one thing, Staying in a hospital is not really a smart idea XD.

Once you went through the exit you started thinking to yourself about your plan.

Pretend to care for Chrysalis when she was hurt? Check. Become friends with Umbra and Chrysalis when I didn't mean it? Check. get the love and affection of half the Mane six and the Cutie mark Crusaders? Check. Get Celestia and Luna scared of me enoug to know that if they miss with me that i'll kill them? Check. Now all that's needed is to meet Sombra and Discord then my plan can really begin. Chris said in his mind checking off his list of things he needed to do to make this plan fool-proof.

What? You thought the Chris you seen the past 5 chapters was nice and good? He ain't, Chris is way eviler then he looks, Hell he killed his parents for what he did. Yes, That's right, He lied to Chrysalis and Applejack and she didn't even know. Also the 4 anamatronics? He was gonna dismantle them during their sleep mode, But that was thrown out the window when Celestia decided to teleport his home somewhere else. So Chris decided to take that part of his plan out and do something else.

He has been faking all of his happy feelings, and he has actually been Sarcastic throughout this whole story the whole time, and yet none of you knew that, Now did you >:)? Chris does care for his mares, For once they are in his affections enough, He will be using a potion he made in his house at the time of when Chrysalis was sleeping. This potion when drank will make the mare Always want to be with the one they love rather then anyone else, What does this mean? This means if the mares Chris like drink the potion then they will drop their friendship just like that to be with Chris instead. And this potion is called a "love Potion" in it's own rare way.

Now this is his full plan, but his main objective is to make sure the mares he like fall in love with him completely before he does this. For even if there Friends and the Princesses free them from the Potion, They will still rather want to be with Chris than them.

Chris was smirking happilly throughout his time of thinking.

I can't wait till when Twilight will be in my hands when it;s just me and her. I will make her life a living hell, Then I will kill her, After that, Once I meet Celestia and Luna again I will make their lives horribble and make their lives worse then death. .........What;s that sound? You said in your mind with your last steps, Then you heard some noise in a back alley-way that was very dark.

You looked in the alley-way and saw crazy shit going on. You saw a random stallion arguing with a mare. You looked down and already saw what the argument was about. It seems like the stallion didn't know the mare was a shemale and now he is complaining like a whiner..............wait a minute. No way. You looked at the stallion and could'nt believe who it was.

The stallion was none other than Prince BlueBlood himself. You now seeing him just made you feel more giddy and happy.

Yeessssssssssss Embrace your darkness. You know you want to do it. A dark voice said in your head.

You chuckled darkly and said, "Who says I already haven't embraced it?" You said while looking to the side.

"Huh. How convienient." Right by the alley-way was a knife shop.

You had a smile on your face that represented a Certain white killer from Earth.

You went into the shop that was empty and saw the employee sleeping. You broke the cameras and destroyed everything that could bring the gurads or police here. After that you quietly went over to a Knife and picked it up. After that you went up to the employee and said "Hey." while keeping the knife behind your back.

He woke up with a start and said, "Uh.....Oh! Um How can I help you sir?" He said scared of your grin on your face.

"You can help me by not telling a single soul about what you are gonna hear. Understood?" You said while putting the knife to his throat.

His eyes widened and he looked scared. But then he had a smug stare on you and said, "Well that won't work. I geuss it's time for the-" He clicked on the red button, Which didn't work.

His eyes widened fearfully, He started pressing it rapidly like a crazy guy. Then he looked around and noticed the cameras were destroyed and that whatever evidence of this "creature" being here would not be shown.

"So. Your gonna not tell anypony? Or will I have to kill you?" You said while getting ready to make him bleed.

His eyes widened and he shook his head yes so fast it looked like it was gonna fall off.

You smiled and said, "Good. Now remember, Don't tell anypony this or I will hunt you down and make everypony pony around you dead. And this includes you too, UNDERSTOOD!?!?!?!?" You said to him angrilly and threatningly.

He started whimpering and crying like a coward.

You teched and left the shop while going through the door normally like it was just a normal day. "That's because it is a "normal" day Chrome. For I have done this before." Chris said darkly while breaking the 4th wall.

Chris rolled his eyes and went back to the alley-way. He noticed they were still arguing, Except the mare was now on the ground crying.

OH_OHOHOHOHOH! You just sealed your fate Blueballs. You said angrilly while walking up to them with the knife behind your back.

You noticed the mare was actually one of the mares you liked in this world too. It was derpy and she was vrying badly.

Your glare intensified. Well now making this cute mare cry jsut makes you worse BlueBlood. I hope you are ready for death. Cause here I am. You said in your mind.

Before you presented yourself you waited, Also You noticed the mare saw you, But BlueBlood was still whining and everything to her.

You had that sadistic grin on your face, But it was towards Blueblood So derpy didn't exactly look scared.

"And you being this way appalls me. You know that if you don't get the bits I need that I will get you fired from your job and you will be homeless right? You better get them bits or I will make your boss fire you." BlueBlood said with that annoying tone in his voice that always irked Chris when he first heard him.

Derpy didn't reply for she was looking at you right now. Blueblood then looked confused and turned around. Then his eyes widened in disgust.

"Ugh! And what kind of Gross and icky monkey are you?"  he said to you, Making his life become even close to death.

"Why. I am here to see what you are doing to this lovely mare. That's what I am doing?" You said mocking how happy you sound while looking at Derpy with a normal smile.

She looked away shyly and BlueBlood came up to you.

"Whatever! To me you are just another pony who is trash Like her! so Bow to me right now!" He said while poniting to the floor commandingly.

You looked at him with a blank stare and did nothing. Then he glared at you and did something that marked his grave. He slapped you hard and said, "Bow to me or I will make your life a-" His whole ego then changed once he saw your face.

You got his arm and held it tightly. Tightly enough that it started cracking from the pressure. You brought out the knife that was behind your back and said, "So..........Do you have any reason to give me that you should live right now?" You said with an evil smile on your face.

What reall surprised you is Derpy looked happy that BlueBlood was getting what he desereved. You noticed that one of her wings was broken too.

"You have better give me a good reason. Because breaking a wing, and making this mare cry is not making your case shall we say..........."good." You said with air quotes while giving the prince a glare that made him wince fearfully at the glare.

"Wait! Aren't you that human Auntie Celestia talked about?  Should'nt you be nice? This is very bad of you to do! You should be ashamed of yourself!" He said to you trying to make you feel guilty.

"That won't work on me. And Celestia doesn't exactly find me "Nice" anymore let's say. And If I feel ashamed of doing this then I will feel regret for what i'm doing next." You said while putting the knife closer to his heart. You noticed that BlueBlood was so scared that he Comepletely forgot that he was a unicorn and that he could get that knife out of your hand easily. idiot -_-.

"What? What are you gonna do to me?" He said while shaking fearfully.

You looked at Derpy who had a Stare that said "You are gonna get what you deserved badly." towards BlueBlood.

It was funny for her eyes were all over the place too. Like one eye was at him and the other was looking at you. YOu chuckled at the sight and looked at Bluey with a smile.

"What am I gonna do? I am gonna do something that will break Celestia's heart. But this is the first step towards her life going to complete hell. For I am going to kill you, Good-bye BlueBlood." You pulled the knife out then quickly pulled it straight into Blueblood's heart killing him instantly.

(Well that's too bad :(. BlueBlood died and we won't have any Charaacter devlopment with him now.........OH WELL! geuss that;s life :D.)

Once you did that you grabbed your shirt, Wiped off your finger prints on the knife holder and went to go check on Derpy normally.

You even just stepped over BlueBlood's dead body once you got it completely done and went over to see if Derpy was ok. (Complete disrespect ha XD.)

"So. How are you doing?" You said to the mare nicely.

She looked at you with one eye and said, "Much better, Now that you saved me from that scumbag." She said in a cute voice while rolling her eyes.

"Well that's nice. It's nice to meet you............." You dragged off so she could introduce herself.

"Oh! My name is ditzy! but everyone calls me Derpy cause of my eyes." She said sadly while her shoulder sagged.

"Well My name is Chris And It's nice to meet you Ditzy." You said to her while helping her up from the ground.

"Let's get out of here and Find your home k?" You said to her nicely.

She shook her head yes relunctantly and moved on ahead with you close behind. Before you lef tthe alley you took one last look at Blueblood's dead body and thought , I wonder how much the story is gonna change with him dead now? Oh well, It doesn't matter. For I now have another Mare that I like on my side. I can't wait to see what'll happen when she meets the others. You said curiously wondering after killing such an important character supposedly. You shrugged your shoulders and caught up with Ditzy.

But geuss what guys? It's time for a cliffhanger! so you know what that means? This chapter is now over and I will now be seeing you all in the Next chapter!

Chapter 7: Knowing Ditzy a little more, and getting asked about the Grand galloping Gala, and figuring out what the hell Estrus means. OH boy XD.

BYE GUYS!

"Wow. Now that is a cheap Cliffhanger. Whatever, You guys are gonna be seeing how I really am from this point on. I will be showing my sarcastic side, and my mean side again. So expect any mare that I find "Stupid" gets the Evil treatment. Oh, And Ditzy wasn't scared of me Because she hated BlueBlood a lot. But we will know that next chapter. BYE GUYS!" Chris said breaking the effing 4th wall -_-.

What I wanna know is why I like breaking the 4th wall so much. Want to know why guys? It's a part of the comedy tag. Also, The adventure tag will probably be switched with the dark tag soon Since Chris is gonna be slowly showing his crazier insane self through the progress of this story.

Bye! I hope you had fun with this chapter! For the next one is gonna be more intresting then this one. :scootangel::twilightsheepish::pinkiehappy::heart::pinkiecrazy:

Wait a moment! I forgot something. :twilightsheepish: I found a really good song on youtube that can show how Chris feels while he is here on Equestria. Hope you like it! :pinkiehappy:

Youtube Video

Ok! now i can say see you next chapter XD. :heart:

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