Life in Equestria: How does this happen to me?

by Chris Mcgrassio
A human named Christopher was hoping to get a normal life, but he didn't get it. Know why? Because an earthquake happened and brought him to Equestria. Does it make sense? If you love comedy then yes, But if your serious then no -_-.

Christopher a human was hoping to not get anything weird to happen in his life. Hard to ask right?

I mean, an earthquake happening around his trailer somehow brought him to Equestria and he is not really happy about it. And Chris hopes to try and at least get some payback on the ponies that brought him there. Even if it kills himself.

This is his life, At least what Christopher is hoping to do while in Equestria. I mean, It's not like he is gonna be able to get back home to Earth anyways. So, Chris accepts living there and just takes what he can get while living in that universe. Short, sweet and straight to the point right?

(Will have Futas, She-mares, Filly futas, Rape, Dark things, and abuse and depression .)

Will also have cuddles, love, affection and hopefully happiness also Harem with possible loli's as well :). While also having emotional problems with the main protagonist.

ENJOY!

On Hiatus
Comedy
Romance
Dark
Alternate Universe
Human
Anthro
 

27904 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read

12 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1: A Normal day in Christopher's life (Revised) 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    4795
  2. Chapter 2: The Adventure in the Everfree Forest, And starting the adventure with the Mane Six (Revised) 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2617
  3. Chapter 3: Going into Ponyville, Celestia being a bitch and some other things (Revised) 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3230
  4. Chapter 4: Going back to Christopher's house,Meeting some new ponies and payback on the Princesses. (Revised) 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    4880
  5. Chapter 5: Knowing Chrysalis and Umbra more, The loss of something special, and meeting the Mane six for real AND THE PINKIE PARTY! (Revised) 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    6141
  6. Chapter 6: A nightmare, Getting better in the Hospital, and The two Grand Galloping Gala tickets, and the truth of Christopher well, some of it (Revised) 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    6241
  7. Chapter 7: Knowing Ditzy more, The Grand Galloping Gala comedy part, and figuring out what Estrus means and much more :) 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
  8. Chapter 8: Meeting the Mayor, Trixie's show, The Ursa attack, Estrus starting and Getting to FINALLY know Spike XD. and many other things :) 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
  9. The return of 3 mares, Christopher showing his true colors and Estrus begins :) 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
  10. What Chris does while the Mane six, Spike and Trixie go to the GGG, And what happens after Chris comes out of the Everfree Forest >:D 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
  11. Christopher finally going berzerk on Celestia and Luna, Meeting Discord, and starting the season 2 epsiode 1 plot :) 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
  12. The part of where everything gets serious and shocking twists happen ;) 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC