A Report On The Declining Standards Of Twilight's Fur
Twilight has nice fur. I know, I've felt it. It also tastes nice. I know, I've tasted it. You know me right? I'm a master of licking.
I've been what you might call a licking connoisseur for a while now. Some ponies can accept that, some don't. I don't care, I do what I do because it's a part of who I am. Twilight? She's my friend, I haven't seen her in a while and my uncontrollable urge to lick her is rising...
Twilight, why do they call it fur, when it's hair? Why do you call it hair, when it's like fur?
Doesn't matter, it tastes the same.
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