This is the story of Deathnight Horseshoe, the greatest alicorn to ever live. He's awesome and he's going to save ALL OF EQUESTRIA with his awesome alicorn powers that apparently Celestia, Luna, Cadence, and Twilight don't have.
Edit: This remains my favorite thing I ever wrote here.
Edir 2: I can't believe I predicted the season 9 premiere with like 20% accuracy.