Chester the Cynical Adult is transported to Equestria by Twilight Sparkle, where he wreaks havoc on the poor unicorn and her Celestial teacher.

Warning: This story may offend the following:
-Most human in Equestria writers
-All printed forms of literature
-Hasbro
-Spammers
-Paypal customer service
-the homeless
-cute puppies
-Handegg place kickers
-Fans of Titanic
-Leroy Jenkins
-Of Monsters and Men
-Big Joe Turner
-Ponyfall Collaborators
-seismologists
-Ballerinas
-The Army
-Gay people
-Anybody who’s actually named Chester
-Gay people again
-The Arctic monkeys
-Duck tape
-Taser Victims
-Killjoy (Author of Three of Me: School Society)
-The creators of DBZ: Abridged
-The moon
-Homestarrunner
-Salsa dancers