Once upon a time, a young pony must discover their own special talent through hard work in order to earn a cutie mark. Not anymore! Ever since an achievement system was instated in Equestria anypony can get any cutie mark provided that they do enough repetitive tasks to obtain achievement points! See what happens when a hoard of ponies with nothing better to do besides satisfying obtuse requirements set forth by an invisible council earn their Celestia-tier cutie marks and all the powers that come with it. (Written as a response to r/mylittlepony's Ponychievement flair system back in the days when we thought it was a good idea.)