The Barely Recovered and Possibly Suspect Lab Notes of Twilight Sparkle

  "Good morning dear listeners, today on the Alec Jonas Show I am joined by Mr. Baker who is the leader of the government watchdog group Equestrian Truth. So what do you have for us today Mr. Baker?" Alec Jonas said while he looked across the table to Mr. Baker.

  "Please Alec just call me Fred. I am here today in regards to the extended coverup of the destruction of Golden Oaks. Thanks my group Equestrian Truth, the central government has finally given an official explanation to the destruction of the basement of the library. If you remember from last month then you would know that the basement is at the center of a multi-leveled conspiracy theory regarding Princess Twilight herself!" Fried said into the microphone.

  "So we where right all along weren't we? The Royalists are all changeling creatures sent to conquer the good nation of Equestria!" Alec replied passionately.

  "I wouldn't go that far Alec. What I am referring to is the unethical and illegal experimentation that was said to have taken place in Twilight's personal lab underneath the library. My team has recently uncovered documents directly from the ruins itself. They all point to unsanctioned and dangerous experiments that Princess Twilight preformed under the nose of Princess Celestia. This new information could be shattering to the reputation of the newest edition to Equestrian Royalty and it was undoubtedly covered up," Fred continued professionally.

  "Sounds like you should sale it to PMZ instead imposing a formal inquisition to parliament. Let me guess, the experiments are all a part of the government's long standing desire to take away all of our unicorn magic?" Alec said while raising his voice once more.

  "All I am saying is that the contents of the lab journals need to be brought to light. What is done with the information is up to the discretion of the journalists," Fred retorted still maintaining his composure.

  "So I brought you here today on the show in hopes that you could give us a sneak peek of the journals in question. Would that be at all possible?" Alec inquired.

  "Of course! I brought along all of the lab reports that we could find. I can read them on air if you have the time," Fred replied excitedly.

  "Sure thing I have all day! First we must go to a commercial break," Alec said.

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  The screen faded to black before returning to the shot of Alec and Fred at the table.

  "Hi and welcome back to the Alec Jonas Show. I am with my friend, Fred Baker, and he is about to reveal the deep dark secrets about the so called Princess of Friendship," Alec said while sipping from his coffee mug.

  "Thank you, Alex. I will now read a document entitled Lab Report #4. It was found deep inside a filing cabinet next to the workstation of the princess," Fred reported as he pulled out a crumpled piece of paper.