The Misadventure Of: A Bunch Of Silly Ponies That Just So Happen To Not Be Applejack

Colgate has a little problem. That problem would be Berry's fetid breath. But as with all things, there is but one cure: An ever so very serious tromp about the jolly land of Equestria.

Simply put, Berry has bad breath. She's been known to go no less then one whole life-time without brushing or even flossing. The closest she ever comes is the occasional bottle of mouthwash she chugs (it's close enough when the party's run dry ... right?). However, deep, deep, deep down inside, past the Great Bay of Sherry, beyond the Bourbon Sound, and under the Gulf of Gin, lies a burning regret for this shameful act. After all, who drinks mouthwash? Oh, wait, the regret is for not brushing, ever. Simple mistake. Be that as it may, there is only one power in all of the universe that withstand breath so foul; that can cleanse evil so powerful.

And it's going to take a very long trip to get to it.

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45 Chapters:

Chapter One, Parts One & Two: Into The Woods 2014-11-11 07:34:44 UTC
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Chapter One, Part Three 2014-11-14 19:05:55 UTC
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Chapter One, Part Four 2014-11-19 04:08:47 UTC
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Chapter One, Part Five 2014-11-20 07:26:28 UTC
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Chapter One, Part Six 2014-11-22 06:20:16 UTC
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Chapter One, Part Seven 2014-11-26 14:00:41 UTC
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Chapter One, Part Eight 2014-11-29 08:00:49 UTC
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Chapter One, Part Nine 2014-12-02 05:53:02 UTC
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Chapter One, Part Ten 2014-12-05 18:17:35 UTC
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Chapter Two, Part One: Spoilers-It's Actually A Lovely Place To Have A Picnic 2014-12-18 12:18:32 UTC
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Chapter Two, Part Two 2014-12-22 08:13:03 UTC
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Chapter Two, Part Three 2014-12-23 11:49:43 UTC
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Chapter Two, Part Four 2014-12-24 07:09:02 UTC
Chapter Two, Part Five 2014-12-24 07:48:22 UTC
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Chapter Two, Part Six 2014-12-30 11:09:31 UTC
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Chapter Two: Part Seven 2015-01-02 08:50:21 UTC
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Chapter Two: Part Eight 2015-01-07 12:17:03 UTC
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Chapter Two: Part Nine 2015-01-12 05:09:48 UTC
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Chapter Two: Part Ten 2015-01-15 06:44:01 UTC
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Chapter Two: Part Eleven 2015-01-19 15:44:36 UTC
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Chapter Two: Part Twelve 2015-01-21 11:23:40 UTC
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Chapter Two: Part Thirteen 2015-02-07 01:55:53 UTC
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Chapter Two: Part Fourteen 2015-02-09 16:20:10 UTC
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Chapter Two: Part Fifteen 2015-02-11 14:44:43 UTC
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Chapter Two: Part Sixteen 2015-02-12 06:19:53 UTC
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Chapter Two: Part Seventeen 2015-02-16 18:14:50 UTC
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Chapter Two: Part Eighteen 2015-03-02 20:59:02 UTC
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Chapter Two: Part Nineteen 2015-04-21 20:11:24 UTC
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Chapter Two: Part Nineteen and Three-Quarters. Or, in other words: Bonus Chapter! 2015-04-28 19:15:35 UTC
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Chapter Two: Part Twenty 2015-05-15 22:45:35 UTC
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Chapter Three: Swamps are for Lovers, Part One 2015-05-19 20:16:22 UTC
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Chapter Three: Part One, and One Half 2015-05-26 05:16:51 UTC
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Chapter Three: Part Two 2015-06-21 03:57:55 UTC
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Chapter Three: Part Three 2015-07-03 19:04:38 UTC
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Chapter Three: Part Four 2015-07-04 07:38:45 UTC
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Chapter Three: Part Five 2015-08-04 21:46:36 UTC
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Chapter Three: Part Six 2015-08-28 20:55:22 UTC
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Chapter Three: Part Seven 2015-09-18 13:43:30 UTC
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Chapter Three: Almost Part Eight 2016-01-14 16:08:35 UTC
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Chapter Three: Part Eight 2016-01-15 15:53:35 UTC
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Chapter Three: Part Nine 2016-01-20 18:01:23 UTC
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Chapter Three: Part Ten, Prelude to The End 2016-01-27 21:50:41 UTC
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Chapter Three: Part Eleven 2016-01-28 17:27:00 UTC
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Chapter Four: The End 2016-02-06 10:49:27 UTC
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Chapter Five: The Conclusion 2016-02-16 19:51:57 UTC
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