beezlebub's game and trick shop

Blue bonnet tried to keep her eyes open.it was a tiring day. Not that anything had happened. Being a new establishment in a strictly traditional town had its problems. She put her head down and moaned.

"U-um, excuse me?" she gasped awake and smashed her head against a beam that inexplicably appeared right above her head. She swore she could hear the building laugh.

"Ah, yes! What can i do for you?"

The yellow and pink Pegasus simply tried to become smaller. "Ah, um, well, i was, ah, wondering if... i could... cash in this coupon.

She blinked. ' I thought that only ponies at the party got coupons?' she facehooved. 'Duh!'

"Of course, dear. What’s your name?"

"Fluttershy."

"Well, fluttershy, my name is blue bonnet. It’s nice to meet you."

"It’s nice to meet you to."

'Man, this filly is quiet.' "Well if you need me, I’ll be in back. Just look around and try to find something that you like." she nodded and started looking at the stuff on the walls.

Fluttershy p.o.v

Most of the things on the shelves were scary. Or intimidating. Or the light hit it in such a way that the shadows seemed to make them larger.

Majoras mask, a mystical wish-granting mask.

...She didn't need any wishes today. She was content with her life.

One hundred years, a book chronicling the life and times of an immortal. Includes audiobook and detailed formula.

...She didn't want immorality.

Wigglytuff. Warning! may try to kill you in your sleep!

...Yeaahhhh, no.

Black power ring. If you didn't read the comic, gives you the power over life and death.

Her eye twitched. 'Life... and death?'

"Are you okay?" she jumped, and looked behind her.

It was blue bonnet. "I see you’re interested in that little ring. Truth is told, i don't know much about it. My husband would know more. He knows everything about everything in the shop. But he was dared to eat a steak by Vlad and he's in the hospital. For now at least. And before you ask, yes the coupon covers the ring. You can buy anything from the shop with the coupon."

"Um... twilight told me that when she went in the shop that it was all dark and a long hallway and a white room, and all sorts of stuff."

"Ugggh, don't get me started. We’ll never live that down. You see, my husband had a thing to do, and Vlad, summer, and me it was our day off, you see?" the butter yellow Pegasus nodded. "Good. So he called in a favor from one of his friends. I use that term as loosely as i can. More like former business partner. His name was azrael, and he's the weirdest pony I’ve met."

"How weird was he?"

"He’s so weird that he freaks out discord."

"He’s met discord?"

"You mean discords met him. And yes."

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Discord sneezed and looked around. "Hmmm, some pony is talking about me. I wonder who it is..."

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"I was there when they first met. It was monumental. Azrael kicked him in the nuts, and ran away laughing. Discord just lay there, holding his crippled junk. He said something like, 'you asshole! Fuck you!' "

Fluttershy giggled a little. "I think it's time to go home, blue. But i would like to meet up again."

"Sure! How about three O'clock at sugar cube corner on Sunday?"

"Great! It’s a date!" fluttershy gave the blue earth pony a hug and waved goodbye.

Blue bonnet tried not to admit it, but she looked at fluttershy's butt when she was leaving. Unfortunately Beelzebub saw it.

"Blue and flutters, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-" that's as far as he got before a blue hoof smashed into his face.