beezlebub's game and trick shop

The tinkle of a bell was the only indication that the door had been opened. In walked rainbow dash, strangely on the ground.

"Ah, dear rainbow. What brings you to my humble abode?"

Dash jumped a bit and tried to find out where the voice was coming from.

"Ah, pardon me." with that Beelzebub appeared from behind a stack of boxes. "Now, what can i do you for?"

He flashed a grin.

She said, "yeah, hi. I’m wondering, why you’re just showing me this."

"Que?"

"Well, twilight said that she had to practically search the whole town for you store, and even now, a month later, she won't tell us what happened inside the shop."

"Ah yes, she came in the day after the party, right?"

"Yeah."

"Yes, well, you see, i had some urgent business to deal with back home, and it was the day off for Vlad, summer, and blue. So i called in a favor, and had one of my friends, Azrael work the shop for a few hours. I apologize for any undue stress i may have caused her."

"Yeah, well..."

"Was that all that you were here for? If that was, then you’re blocking the exit."

"NO! I'm... well..."

"Ah, i see. You came here to cash in your coupon, correct?"

"Y-yeah."

"Then by all means, peruse my shop." and with that, he disappeared behind the stack of boxes, leaving rainbow dash to look around. At first, she was a little spooked, but eventually she looked all the stuff on the walls. To her surprise, not only was everything clearly labeled and spread apart on the shelves evenly, but also they even had a bit of back-story.

' Book of Solomon, ancient spell book that belonged to a king of ancient times.

She wasn't a unicorn, so she couldn't use it.

IPhone A, a regular iPhone, but with every single app ever. Summers favorite!

She didn't know half the words in that sentence, so she moved on.

Dick-plant, for the bored female. Hours of entertainment! I am not a crook!

... She moved on again.

After an hour or so, she had given up. It didn't look like there was anything to peak her interest. Right then she heard a cheep. Looking down, she saw the weirdest thing ever. It was a spindly, black and white, and had a big red gem in the middle of its chest.

"I see that you've taken an interest in my little angels." she screamed and turned around. There stood Beelzebub, cheeky smile and everything.

"Gah, don't do that! But seriously, what is it?"

" That , my dear, is Sachiel. As i said, he's an angel. Part of a set, actually."

"What? An angel?"

"I don't like repeating things. So once again, say it with me, HE IS AN A-N-G-E-L."

"I thought that angels were all feathery."

"Totally different type of angel. Now, since they're all a set, the coupon will pay for It." he grabbed it out of rainbows saddlebag, and quickly teleported to the cash register. Before dash could do anything, she was now officially the owner of an entire set of angels.

"Good for you. I can't say that that's what i would have bought, but everyponies different. Have a nice day no refunds!" which that she was enveloped in green, then appeared in front of her cloud house. She looked around, the lowered her head in defeat.

"Fuck"