Cadance, Celestia, Shining Armor, and Twilight Sparkle are enjoying tea when the Bard of Book Reviews (or Bob, to his friends) breaks into their room. He then proceeds to explain to Twilight Sparkle that not all books are special.

Let's all do what we can to let Bob know we care, people. As far as the gift fic goes, I tried to utilize his penchant for absurdity.