Pinkamena and Cheese Sandwich

Celestia laughed as she levitated the lead sprinkler over Pinkie Pie’s immobilized body. Luna tightened The Rack up once more and Celestia violently shook the lead sprinkler. Small, confetti sized pieces of molten hot lead rained down on Pinkie.

She screamed as her body was stretched beyond its normal limits and as tiny pieces of burning hot lead burned its way through her plush fur coat and the sensitive skin underneath. Cheese watched in horror as his true love suffered such pain.

Celestia ceased shaking the lead sprinkler. She watched the burning pieces of lead burn their way through Pinkie’s fur and skin. Cheese wanted to do something to save her, but what could he do? He was tied up.

Luna tightened the crank on The Rack and Pinkie screamed again. Celestia shook the lead sprinkler, watching intensely as the smoldering lead pieces rained down on her, sending steam into the air.

Cheese noticed that the princesses were paying very close attention to their victim, and not checking on him. He took that opportunity to try to escape. He started struggling, trying to stay as quiet as possible.

He pulled as hard as possible against his restraints. He soon realized how weak they were, being hundreds of years old. Instead of pulling, he carefully rubbed the parts that were worn; and soon enough he was free. He carefully and quietly walked around the torture room, looking for a knife or anything sharp he could use to stab one of the princesses.

He soon found a knife that strongly resembled Barry. “Did I just call Pinkie’s knife by his name?” Cheese thought. “And refer to it like it was a living thing? Damn, these are dark times.” Cheese picked up the knife and sneaked his way over to the princesses.

When he was close enough, he threw the knife at Celestia and right before it hit her, he galloped over to Luna and bucked her in the face. Luna fell over, unconscious and Celestia screamed as she fell to the floor. She dropped the lead sprinkler on the floor.

“Ch-cheese….” Pinkie squeaked. Cheese started loosening the crank on The Rack.

“Why, you…” Celestia croaked angrily. She tried to get up and attack Cheese, but he moved quickly and bucked her face, like he did to Luna. She grunted and fell back to the floor. Cheese quickly untied Pinkie and they walked out of the dungeon.

Once they made it out of the castle, Cheese started trotting. He looked behind him to see Pinkie struggling to even stand up. He trotted back over to her. “Pinkie, are you alright?”

She nodded. “I… I th-think so…” She gasped.

“Can you walk?” He asked.

Pinkie tried to push herself to her hooves, but she fell back down onto the ground. Cheese looked behind them, back at the castle. He figured the princesses would be after them soon. Cheese lie down on the ground by Pinkie. “Get on my back, I’ll carry you.”

“Where will we go?” Pinkie asked.

“Just get on my back. I’ll think about it as we’re getting away from here.” Cheese said, scooting closer to her.

Pinkie pushed herself up and onto his back. Cheese stood up, she nearly fell off and quickly wrapped her forehooves around his neck.

Cheese coughed. “Don’t squeeze too tight.” Pinkie loosened her grip and Cheese started off into the Everfree forest towards Ponyville.

“Cheese?” Pinkie asked.

“Yeah?”

“Its the middle of the night. Are you sure we should be going through the Everfree Forest?” She asked. Cheese noticed that her voice was shaking slightly. He realized that all the time he’d been with her, she had never been legitimately scared of something, and now she was.

“I’m sure. Don’t worry, no matter what happens, I’ll be here to protect you.” Cheese said.

With that, Cheese walked into the Everfree Forest in the dark of the night. Going in, they passed a sign that read, ‘Beware’.  Cheese ignored it and carried on.