Pinkamena and Cheese Sandwich

The top of Sugarcube Corner had been blown off, exposing the basement. Mayor Mare looked up at the literally Celestial being flying above her. She began crying with joy.

Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom and Scootaloo all pretended like they were the ones who had been captured like Mayor Mare so they wouldn’t get arrested. Pinkie Pie and Cheese backed themselves into a corner.

“Pinkamena Diane Pie and Cheese Daniel Sandwich. You two are in a great deal of trouble.” Princess Celestia said in the royal Canterlot voice. “Princess Luna and I will make sure that your punishment is fitting for your crime.” She said in her normal voice.

“Cheese.” Pinkie said quietly to him as the princesses took care of Mayor Mare and the girls. “I didn’t know that was your middle name.”

“You didn’t?” He asked. Pinkie shook her head.

“You two will be coming with us.” Princess Celestia said. She levitated Pinkie Pie and Cheese and she and Luna flew back to the castle.

“What are you going to do to us?” Pinkie asked.

“You’ve been asked that question enough times, haven’t you?” Princess Celestia asked. “Just answer it like you would if somepony else asked.”

Pinkie and Cheese looked at each other nervously. “She’s going to torture us.” Pinkie thought.

Princess Celestia threw Pinkie and Cheese into the dungeon. “We’ll be back to deliver your punishment in a few days.” Princess Luna, who was standing behind her sister, nodded. The Sisters left, leaving Pinkie and Cheese alone in the quiet, empty dungeon.

Pinkie and Cheese spent three days in the dungeon. They waited impatiently for Princess Celestia to come back. On the fourth day, Princess Celestia came into the dungeon, followed by Princess Luna.

“Are you ready for your punishment?” She asked.

“Yes.” Pinkie said. At the same time Cheese said no.

“Conflicting feelings I see.” Celestia said, laughing slightly, and evilly. She used her magic to open the door of the dungeon, and Pinkie and Cheese walked out. She used her magic to levitate them again and she and Luna left the castle.

“Where are you taking us?” Pinkie asked.

“We’re taking you to the old Canterlot Castle, in the Everfree Forest.” Princess Luna answered.

“Why are you taking us there?” Pinkie asked.

“Oh, you’ll see.” Celestia said darkly. She and Luna continued flying to their destination.

When they arrived, Princess Celestia maneuvered her way through the castle. She used secret passageways and hidden tunnels. When they arrived, Pinkie and Cheese couldn’t believe where they were.

“This,” Princess Celestia said as they looked around the room, “is why we took you here.”

Pinkie and Cheese looked around. They were in a legitimate medieval torture dungeon. There were all kinds of devices that they had never gotten to use before. “How did you…” Pinkie started to ask.

“You’ll have to remember that we are celestial being over 1000 years old. We lived through the medieval era. We would torture somepony every other day. That was the good old days, I missed them. But now, we have you two. We’re going to have fun with this, right Luna?” Celestia explained.

“Oh yes dear sister. This shall be the most unforgettable experience of our immortal lives.” Luna said, rubbing her hooves together maniacally. Celestia’s horn lit up and Pinkie and Cheese were lifted off the ground.

“Wait, wait.” Pinkie said. Celestia put them back down.

“Yes?” She asked.

“Before you torture and kill us, I just have one question.”

“Ask away.” Celestia said.

“That night, the one you caught us, how exactly did you find us? We were so careful.”

“Friendship is a terrible thing to betray, I'm afraid your dear friend, Rainbow Dash, didn't take well to you betraying Twilight Sparkle.” Princess Celestia answered.

“You mean, Rainbow Dash snitched on us?” Pinkie asked, infused with anger. “I knew I should have slaughtered her when I had the chance." She whispered to herself.

“I’m afraid so. Now, lets get started, shall we? I’m starting to get impatient.” Celestia said, lifting up Pinkie and Cheese and levitating them to the torture tables. She used her magic to quickly tie them up.

“Please, please let me go.” Cheese said. He was crying. Pinkie stared at him open-mouthed.

“Cheese. Be a stallion.” Pinkie said.

“B-but….” Cheese sniffed.

“What should we do first, sister?” Luna asked.

“I’m not quite sure.” She and Luna looked around the room for what device they would use on their first victims in centuries.

“Should we? No… What about?..… That’s a bad idea.” Princess Celestia was saying to herself as she and Luna looked around.

“Oh! I know!” Luna said, hopping over to what Celestia knew to be her favorite device. “Could we use this one? Please sister?” Luna asked.

Celestia smiled and nodded.

“What is that? I’ve never seen anything like it.” Pinkie said, examining it with her eyes, since she couldn’t touch it.

“This is my very favorite.” Luna said, placing a hoof on it. “Its called The Rack.”

“Wh-what does it do?” Cheese asked.

“It stretches the victim’s body out as far as it will go. And in some cases, the victim explodes.” Luna explained happily as a large, evil smile spread across her face.

Cheese swallowed nervously.

“Who wants to go first?” Luna asked in a sing songy voice. “How about…. You?” She asked, pointing a hoof in Pinkie’s direction.

Pinkie didn’t react, but Cheese yelped. “No, wait. Take me instead!” He screamed. “Shit, I shouldn’t have said that, but my stupid instincts made me protect the one I love and put myself in danger.” Cheese thought.

“No, I want to torture Pinkie Pie first, and that’s what I’m going to do.” Luna said, using her own magic to untie Pinkie and levitate her over to The Rack and she tied her up there.

“Luna?” Celestia asked.

“Yes, Tia?” Luna responded happily as she used her magic to tie Pinkie’s hooves to The Rack.

“What if we combined my favorite device and your favorite device?” Celestia suggested.

“What was your favorite again?”

“The lead sprinkler.” Celestia said, levitating it over to them.

“Oooh! Great idea. Go heat it up, I’ll start tightening this.” Luna said, using her magic to twist the crank slightly.

Pinkie’s forehooves went up one inch and her back hooves went down one inch. She winced slightly as her body was stretched out. Luna’s smiled widened and she turned the crank a little more.

Pinkie moaned slightly, and it wasn’t the good kind of moan. Luna laughed and turned it up one more. Pinkie moaned again. Cheese stared at his wife as she was slowly tortured. Tears formed in his eyes and he lowered his head. His tears ran down his cheeks and fell from his chin onto the floor.

Celestia soon returned with the lead sprinkler heated up. She laughed the most evil laugh Pinkie or Cheese had ever heard, it bested their own, and possibly Discord’s evil chuckle.

Half her face was covered in shadows and the other half was bathed in a faint red glow. At this moment she didn’t resemble the beautiful, kind, loving  princess that Pinkie, Cheese, and just about every other being in Equestria, had grown up admiring. Now she was some kind of evil, insane death goddess.

Pinkie looked up and the two princess in the act of torturing her. They would soon be torturing her sweetheart, Cheese Sandwich. She only hoped that her sweet, adorable, little baby, Gala Amour, would be saved from the merciless evil of the princesses of this land.