Night Shift

Chapter 8: Offer.

The small class of children followed the teacher around the Canterlot gardens, learning the last of ages old relics and monuments.

“What's what one?” One of the children asked, who stopped behind the group.

“Which one?” The teacher asked, walking back to were the young colt was.

“They one, it looks really broken.” The colt said to the teacher.

“woah!” All the kids went over to the statue and loved the weird things on it, the plaque read:

‘in remembrance of the some 517 stallions and mares who lost their lives against the out worlder.’ The teacher remembered the story's of the huge tear in the sky, along with the destruction of 25% of Canterlot castle.

This was what caused it.

This large metal (not to mention currently glowing a bright blue) monstrosity.

“Guards guard!” The teacher yelled, running towards one of the nearest guards.

“What is it ma'am?” The guard asked, that firm on duty stallion voice always present.

“The statue there!” She pointed at hoof at the Vertibird. “Its glowing, what if IT comes back?!”

The guard looked over to the others, he nodded his dead and ran off to find the princess.

Too bad no pony noticed the crack in the concrete of the statue.

…..

Mike awoke smashing his head off the ceiling of the enclosed space he was in.

“Ow, fuck…” Mike felt around.

“Alright, still in the Vertibird.” Mike climbed over the animatronics who were frozen on the ground to get to the dashboard of the Vertibird.

The small screen came to life, providing enough light to see the whole inside of the Vertibird.

“Wow, how long was I out?” The whole inside of the Vertibird was rusty and occasionally had mold in some spots.

Also, where the fuck is Kyle?

Mike checked the date and time in the screen, revealing it to be Nov 21, 8781.

“Holy fuck.” Mike said, no wonder the Vertibird was so cold. And almost 6500 years in the future.

Mike, with no other options made a check list.

Animatronics: Servos need a good fixin’

Kyle: probably died ages ago and decomposed in the Vertibird.

Backpack and guns: check. I hope…

Alright so, were set.

Mike tried to flick on the animatronics, but got no response.

“Batteries must have died.” Mike said, producing a large battery from his backpack, and hooking it up to all 4 animatronics.

Mike let them charge, he thought…

‘What if I can make a food from this backpack, that doesn't exist anymore?’

Then Mike thought really hard, it seemed that whatever he thought about appeared in the bag, but if too big, appeared in an almost poke-ball like form.

Poof

“AWWW FUCK YEAH!”

Poof

“YESSSS!”

Mike reached into his bag and pulled out an extra large box of twinkies and a large can of whipped cream.

‘Best. Backpack. EVER!’ Mike though, as he stuck the nozzle of the whipped cream into one of the 2 holes on the bottom of the Twinkie, and filled it with even more diabetes.

Then Mike brought it in front of his mouth, the desire to eat this super Twinkie burning like an inferno.

“Oh… My…. God…” Mike licked the whipped cream off the Twinkie, THE FUCKING DESIRE MAN.

But you see, Mike couldn’t just eat this Twinkie, he had to savour it like he couldn't produce 1 million more in the future.

Then he took a bite.

Bliss.

That's all Mike felt, pure, not shitty happiness. This Twinkie was literally a creation of a god. And Mike was that god.

Mike heard the little poof of something appearing in his backpack, he pulled it out, it was a small hardwood plaque with a square of gold on it.

‘Mike Schmidt:  god of diabetes.’

Mike cried, until he heard the sound of rust squeaking.

Mike produced a doctors bag (F:NV) and threw one at Chica, absorbing it on impact, all rust visibly vanishing.

“Thank Mike!” Chica said.

Mike then produced 3 more doctors bad, effectively fixing all the animatronics.

Mike looked down at his century old ripped clothes.

‘This need to change.’ Mike said, producing a nice suit, everything from shoes to glasses, in his backpack.

The suit was just a regular black and white tuxedo, but with a pistol holster inside it, so he could make some cheesy one liner when he reaches in and pulls out a shiny .44 and blows something's brains out.

Needless to say he looked fucking dope.

…..

Princess Luna was doing night court when the guard ran into the throne room.

“Princess Luna!” The princess looked over at the guard who was panting furiously.

“What is it?” Luna asked, trying not to let her ‘Ye olde english’ voice in.

“The statue, its glowing…” The guard said, Luna remembered that monster, the one that killed almost half the guard in canterlot.

And she was the one who authorized the attack.

“Alright, let's get going, bring more guards.” Luna said, stepping off the throne.

…..

The element bearers got pretty ok in the passing years, ponies live for a long ass time though so it's ok.

Fluttershy was still haunted by the dead faces of the guards wheeled into the hospital.

Even though somewhere, she could find it in her heart to forgive Mike.

Twilight was scared for her brother, he's been trying to make the guard 500% more efficient since the attack.

Rarity was sad, then pissed, then ok.

AJ was still upset about the amount of loyal ponies that died trying to stop Mike.

RD wished she killed Mike herself.

But eventually all the ponies forgot, except the ones who’s friends or family died.

But nopony ever expected Mike to come back from the dead.

…..

The Vertibird visibly shook, nocking the God-Twinkie out of Mike’s hands.

“NOOOOOOOOOO!”

…..

“The guards trying to move the Vertibird made some progress by rolling it right-side-up.

Then they heard a cry of pure sadness, as did the whole universe.

“What was that?” One of guards asked.

“Him.” Another said, cryptically.

Multiple guards climbed into the Vertibird to pry the door off.

…..

The door to the Vertibird creaked slightly open. A stream of sunlight poured through that small crack, the exploded as if the sun itself was inside the Vertibird. The ponies poked their head inside the Vertibird, seeing Mike holding a Twinkie in both hands, but the Twinkie was really fat.

And Mike was also crying.

…..

Mike looked up and all his memories came back too him…well… The ones with ponies at least.

“HOLY SHIT.” Mike yelled grabbing around for his revolver he produced.

“Wait no! Stop!” The guard said through the small Vertibird door.

“NO! You fucking killed me for over 6000 years!” Mike said, then his hand landed on the revolver, which is loaded.

“No wait! We need you're help!” The pony said, hoping not to get this murderous creature to calm down.

“Why do you need my help?” Mike said, aiming the revolver at the pony’s face.

Why did they need his help? He almost killed their whole army.

……

100 years prior (which is like 10 year in our time.)

A letter appeared in front of Celestia, and the letter was not happy.

‘Dear Equestria, I have reason to believe that you are building up power to amass a large military force, even larger and more skilled than ours.

The evidence to back this up, has been announced publicly.

1, Princess Luna’s return. Another alicorn with heavy magical powers to add to another.

2, the creature that appeared in Equestria that has the military might of all of the planet in 5 creatures. 4 of which, are large animals to my understanding. And the sixth, the one that died after the attack in Canterlot.

3, the reformation of Discord. Spirit of CHAOS.

4, the substantial increase in soldiers and the addition of crossbows and new magic powered cannons.

5, you're super weapon, which was capable of destroying Discord AND the 5 creature that ‘appeared’ in Equestria.

And lastly, you're plans of reforming these 5 creatures.

Send a return letter with substantial evidence, if you have none. We will march on Equestria soon.

Signed,  Griffin emperor Hawkeye.’

“Oh no…” Celestia said muttering to herself.

…..

99 years later…

Celestia didn’t have any evidence to send. She sent a reply letter stating she didn’t have any evidence, but Equestria hasn't been to war in over 10,000 years and has no desire to.

The emperor didn’t need that shit and sent a reply stating that in 1 year, they would mark all of Equestria for war.

‘Why won't he listen to reason?’ Celestia thought.

Then she also remembered Mike.

The statue spell would fall in a year. If they had Mike to assist Equestria, (it would also prove the emperors theory.) they would win. But why would Mike help us? He hated ponies. But we made the first move.

Was it not our faults all those guards died?

…..

“And why would I help you?!” Mike yelled at the unwanted guest.

“Just come on out, Princess Luna would like to tell you.” The guard said, stepping back.

Mike poked his head out of the Vertibird, and met face to face with sunlight.

“AH FUCK!” Mike yelled, retreating inside the Vertibird.

After about a minute or so, Mike produced some sun glasses and poked his head out again, this time able to see about 50 or so guards, not counting the 20 or so operating the 5 MCs trained on his position. (Magical Cannon.)

Mike spotted princess Luna. He turned his head back inside the Vertibird to speak to the animatronics.

“You guys stay here, if something goes wrong and you hear gunfire, come help.” Mike said. All the anamatronics did a little nod.

Mike climbed back outside of the Vertibird, planting his feat on the ground.

All was quiet.

“One small step for man…” Mike said, trying to make this moment as cool and dumb as possible.

“… One giant leap for mankind.”

Mike stomped a foot in the soft soil, not caring that about 500 guards had long range explosive weapons trained on him.

Mike plopped down an American flag, smiling.

“What nations flag is that?” One of the guards said, asking everyone who could hear.

Mike stated at him, with his most intimidating face.

“Murica.” Mike said, then walked down the pathways the guards formed after moving out of his ways.

Mike walked down the path, humming some sort of wester song, like when there's some sort of showdown.

He stopped about 5 feet away from The princess.

“Yo.” Mike said. I guess over 6000 years his brain must have healed and regained his sanity or something. Or maybe I'm just retarded.

“Greeting Michael Schmidt.”

wait. How did she know Mikes full name?

“How do you know my name?” Mike said, pointing a finger at the princess.

Well, we did a bit of digging on where you come from after visiting the location of the tear that spat you out, and we re created it and went inside after using magic to recreate a human form. Might I say you have some very interesting technology, we also read up on some of you’re history from that book you left in Canterlot after you're… massacre… which you will have to apologize profoundly for, that you're country ‘America’ has fought in some pretty violent wars.”

Luna said, so Mike did leave that book in Canterlot…

“And so, you think that I'm a battle hardened war hero?” Mike asked.

“Yes, you obviously have some talents in that regard. And incase I haven't stated it yet, were going to war shortly against former allies, but recently they have come to believe that were becoming an even more powerful military force than their own. So we hoped for you’re assistance in battle if you're willing to look past everything that happened.”

Line hoped Mike would say yes, without his assistance Equestria would definitely lose the war.

“ok.” Mike replied.

This was gonna be a long process and war.