Night Shift

Chapter 9: The Combine.

Mike watched from one of the castle balconies as the guards in training marched, got yelled at and trained. Some of them were too scared too fight a war, especially with the man that killed hundreds of their ranks.

‘What a fucking pathetic group of soldier. OH WAIT SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THE VERTIBIRD!’ Mike thought, falling off his chair in an attempt to get off it, he got up and turned around and burst through the doors and smashed into something soft.

“Ugh… My head… Never doing that again.” Mike looked at what he was laying on, I was an artificial crimson fur, like the fur found on…

“OH JESUS!” Mike jumped up to his feat and backed up from the robot fox, until he remembered that they didn't what to give him the shittiest death possible.

“Oh… I forgot.” Mike looked back at Foxy, then he noticed the the other animatronics behind him along with Celestia.

“Oh hey. Sorry bout’ that Celestia.” Mike said, scratching the back of his head.

“No no, it was quite alright. But I need to… Re-introduce you to some ponies.” Celestia said, looking behind her down the corridor that lead to the throne room.  A quiet anxious talk was going on between multiple ponies.

‘I bet its those fuckers that killed me or whatever they did. Killed Kyle then.’ Mike thought.

“It's the Elements, you know Twilight Sparkle and her friends.” Celestia sad, a bit of remorse on her expression.

‘Why does she seem sad about that? I killed a lot of her ‘little ponies’… OH FUCK PRANK IDEA.’ Mike thought as he dug through his backpack, pulling out the same old blood covered juggernaut suit, and some fake blood.

“What are you doing?!” Celestia said, those items he had were locked up in the Canterlot vault!

“Pulling the worlds best prank.” Mike said with a devilish grin.

He placed on the armour and squirted and smeared the fake blood along himself and the animatronics.

Mike started charging down the hall, Celestias yells to stop echoing behind him.

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“Oh no…” Twilight said, looking at the door were Celestia went to get somepony.

BOOMM!!!

The door into the throne room exploded open, spewing wood splinters and rubble everywhere.

“ARE YOU READY FOR FREDDY?!” Mike yelled at the top of his lungs.

“AHHH!” All the ponies screamed and huddled together, without the elements, they had no chance of survival!

There fears were lowered by 1% when they heard Mike laughing his ass off, rolling on the floor. And Princess Celestia standing over him.

“Come on Mr. Schmidt, you've had you’re fun…” Celestia said.

“Ok ok. Fine.” Mike said, his armour and blood vanishing into a fancy shiny suit.

Rainbow stepped forwards.

“HIM?! This was the pony you said we would enjoy meeting again?!?! HE KILLED HALF THE GUARD IN CANTERLOT!” Rainbow said, with every word taking a step forwards.

Rarity spoke up.

“Might I say, you're looking quite fine in that suit. I've already looked past the whole ‘mass-murderer’ considering no killed would wear something that nice.”

Rainbow looked at her in disbelief.

“ARE YOU SERIOUS?!” Rainbow yelled at Rarity, then turned back too face Mike.

“First we have this incoming war with the griffins, AND NOW WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS MONSTER!” Rainbow got directly into Mikes face, but Mike did not falter in keeping an ‘I don’t give a single shit.’ Face.

“Ok, I've had enough of you’re shit. I'm helping you win the war!” Mike yelled at Rainbow.

“See?! Nothing to say fo—wait what?” Rainbow said, looking back to Mike.

“I said I'm helping Equestria win the war. Might I add the war the would be over in hours when I want it too end. Which surprisingly enough, could be right now.” Mike said, reaching into his backpack and pulling out a small glowing cube.

“And how this?” All the ponies in the room said at once, even the guards.

“The Combine.” Mike said, dropping the cube on the ground and letting it pop up into a Combine Strider.

“Wow.” All the ponies said, looking at the multiple story tall giant war machine.

The Strider made a weird noise, shock could be heard due to echoing throughout the whole castle.

“I don’t see how a tall alien will help up win against an army of thousands of well trained viscous griffins.” Twilight said.

“That's easy, more Combine.” Mike said, dropping another cube, and popping 15 Hunter and 100 AR2 armed Combine soldiers.

“Ok, now I'm convinced.” Celestia said. Mike pulled out 2 more cubes, dropping one onto the ground and loading the other into a grenade launcher.

The cube in the floor formed into a teleporter, but not activated.

“Come with me.” Mike ran out too the balcony and fired the grenade launcher off mikes away into the distance, landing right in the centre of the everfree forest.

The whole ground rumbled, and a large swarm of Combine gunships flew overhead towards the landing site.

A very wide building rose into the sky, forming a hole in the clouds.

“WHAT IS THAT?!” Twilight and Celestia yelled over the rumbling.

“THE CITADEL!”