Night Shift

Chapter 12: the chapter were nothing happens.

‘Hunter 2-1, targets are in a horizontal line heading west, get into position and unleash hell, they cant get back to their outpost to re-arm the A-A cannons.’ Mike radio clicked off, the click barley audible over the roar of the A-10’s engine.

“Hunter 2, are you ready?” Mike asked his only other support, command said this was a 2 man job.

“Yep. Weapons loaded and locked.” The man in the tour A-10 said over the radio. The ground was a mess, it was up to the air-force to deal with the amount of fighting in the streets of towns and cities in Afghanistan.

“Fire.” Mike said over the radio, firing every single goddamn shot and explosive he had at the convoy, after all, America and Canada’s gotta make an impression.

Mike looked out his window to see the other A-10 burst into flames after getting the cockpit shredded apart by machine gun fire.

“HOLY SHIT!” Mike yelled, as he barrelled his plane to the left, barley avoiding a spray of bullets.

“Command, Hunter 2 just got fucking obliterated! Possible hostile fighters, I don’t have any flares, or air-to-air weapons!” Mike was so dead.

“Roger that, we got the rest of Hunter on the way, along with A-A support. Our scans show 4 salvaged fighters in you’re A.O, probably what shot you down.” The radio went off, and Mike looked around the outside of his cockpit, until he say one of the fighters above him, spraying bullets all over his right wing. Way to go Mike.

“IM HIT!” Mike yelled over the radio, then ejected out of the A-10 that (praise Jesus) crashed into one of the fighters below it, causing a massive explosion. Mike hit the ground and rolled forwards, then detached his parachute.

Mike heard the whirring of a helicopter.

‘Please god let this be the RCAF.’ Mike though over and over again until he actually got the sun going out of his eyes and saw it was a Canadian medi-vac helicopter, Mike ran over and jumped into the helicopter.

“This sure is some shit…” Mike said, with a bunch of medics coming over to him and the helicopter taking off.

“Were going to re-unite with the rest of Hunter, are you alright?” The medic asked.

“Yeah I'm ok…” Mike looked out the side door of the helicopter until he saw one of the fighters approaching the chopper.

“… GIVE ME A BREAK!” Mike yelled, as the helicopter engines have out after getting peppered with bullets.

The helicopter spun to the ground, some medics flying out of the open door. Poor guys.

SLAM

The helicopter hit the ground. Knocking Mike unconscious due to it landing sideways and him smacking his head on the wall.

Mike woke up to the sound of gunfire, that wounded like a deadly fart. Mike climbed to the front of the sideways helicopter, seeing a rope laying inside the cockpit, and outside of the smashed window was the wreckage of 2 A-A tanks, and a humvee teetering of the edge. That must be Hunter. Or what's left of it…

“Hey… Anyone there?” The radio on the dead co-pilot said, guess Mike was the only survivor.

“Yeah… I'm here… Hey guys….” Mike said. Boy was he thirsty.

“Hey Mike! You're alive! Were kinda… Hanging out here. Can you help us? We heard that hostile a are approaching from the south…”

“Ok… Not much I can do from here but I'll try…” Mike said, taking hold of the rope.

…..

“No way. I'm not going to watch over the castle while under the high high risk of getting raped.” Mike said, crossing his arms. Apparently the princess heard from one of the animatronics that Mike had the ability to watch every room in any building of he was in it. She needed Mike to watch over the castle. She also failed to mention why until Mike asked why the guards couldn't do their jobs. They were suppose to hide in their homes for the rest of the week, upon being asked why Celestia blushed.

Then went into heavy detail, AND I MEAN HEAVY DETAIL, about what all the mares in Equestria to though once a year. And Mike was ready, after practically re creating his office from the pizzeria, doors and cameras installed.

(The Canterlot castle cameras are a lot like the camera layout around the office in FnaF 2, with long hallway still with no camera, and the vents being hallways. All entrances are covered by doors. The dining hall is the throne room.)

“Alright, so I wont see anyone for along time, with the exception of the animatronics if I do this?” Mike asked Celestia.

“Preferably, but if you do come in contact with any of the mares in effect, just try to avoid eye contact, they basically can sense if you're a male by looking into you’re eyes, luckily me an my sister don’t go into every year. We go into it once every 10 years for 1 day, but its horrible…” Celestia said, looking away from Mike.

“I better be getting paid for this…” Mike said, putting on his old security uniform.

“You will. 120 bits a week.” Celestia said.

“Goddamn it.” Mike said, sitting in his office chair.

Unfortunatley for Mike, the elements snuck in to lock themselves away from the sex warfare. But little do they know, they locked themselves in with it. Partially.