Night Shift

by Sloopity Doopity

First and last night.

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Chapter 12: sleep is not for the weak

“Also, lock the front door.” Celestia said, dropping a key on the desk, then teleporting back to her room.

Night 1

12:00 PM

‘Better fucking hurry.’ Mike vaulted over the desk and charged down the hall to the front door. Eventually he reached it. He opened it to see the outside and what a mistake it was.

There were unconscious stallions everywhere. Poor guys. But the main problem here, were the ass load of mares now staring directly at Mike, what a loud door.

“Oh shit.” Mike said, as he saw all the mares run towards the door.

He slammed it shut and locked it as fast as possible, as soon as he turned the key he was knocked off his feat as all the mares slammed into the door.

“Oh god oh god oh god…” Mike said, crawling backwards as fast as he could. He hit his head on the desk, and climbed over it to press the button for the main door.

“The fucking animatronics were better than this…” Mike said, getting into the chair.

Hallway: check.

Left hall and right hall: good to go.

Guest room camera: OH GOD THERE HERE!

In the guest room camera, one of the doors were open, with 6 mares their, Mike shined the camera light on them, it was the elements. He flicked on the mic, because it could probably scare them off.

“What are you doing here?!” Mike yelled through the mic, still watching the camera.

“Mike?!” All the ponies yelled.

“Yeah its me. You're not suppose to be here.” Mike replied. Please leave…

“Twilight I thought you said nopony would be here?” Rarity asked Twilight, who was swerving profoundly.

“I though nopony else was here!” She ran over the the camera.

“Mike you gotta get out of here before we change!” Twilight said into the camera, then looking back at her friends, who seem to be in a trance.

“Oh no…” Twilight said.

“MIKE YOU NEED TO LEAVE NOW!” Twilight yelled to the camera, them the feed was lost.

“Oh fuck me…” Mike said, quietly.

“Gladly…” A voice came from the left door, Mike looked over and saw Rainbow standing a step away from the space the door takes up. Oh and she looked like a psychopath.

“NOPE!” Mike yelled, slamming to door shut. ‘How did she get here so fast?!’ Mike thought.

He changed the camera to Celestias room, not visible in her bed, but she was their.

“Flashy flashy.” Mike said, flashing the can lights.

Celestia rolled around a bit.

“FLASHY GODDAMN FLASHY!” Mike flashed the light a lot more.

“Ok Mike… I'm up.” Celestia said. Climbing out of bed.

“What?” Celestia asked the camera.

“YOU NEVER TOLD ME TWILIGHT AND HER STREET GANG WERE HERE!” Mike was ligitematley pissed.

“THEIR WHAT?!” Celestia yelled at the camera, then Ran down the hall.

Bang bang bang.

“It me Mike! Open the door!” Celestia said. Mike opened up the door, than flashed the light, boy was he glad it was Celestia.

“GET IN HERE NOW!” Mike said, as he heard hoof steps at an alarmingly fast speed. Celestia jumped into the room and Mike slammed the door shut, hearing multiple thuds.

“What was that about?” Celestia asked Mike, who pulled out the tablet to show her the cam feed outside the door.

“Oh my… You weren't joking.” Twilight and her friends were piled up outside the door.

6 AM!

“AWWWWW YEAH!” Mike yelled.

“What?” Celestia asked.

“Its 6! I can go to wherever my preferable home is!” Mike said, starting to walk out of the office.

“No you cant. Not for the rest of the week!” Celestia said. Guess Mike forgot.

“Yeah? Well he's got the day shift.” Mike said, plopping a metro-cop on in the office and handing him the tablet.

“I'll be back when he's been killed.” Mike said, stepping into the teleporter.

Celestia looked at the metro-cop.

“Ok then.” She said, then returned to bed.

Mike walked up to the bed he put in the corner of the office in the citadel, and hopped into it.

Sleep time.

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