A Second Chance

I awoke to the feelings of soft grass underneath me, and fading pain. It seemed centered around my arm, and I had a headache to accompany it. I could practically feel the sun beaming down into my face. Turning my head to the side so the sun wouldn’t burn my eyes when I opened them, I slowly cracked them open to see, trees and bushes. Standing up, I felt sore all over. Looking around some more to take in my surroundings, I see just more and more trees. ”Well isn't that just great.” I thought about taking a look around and said “wait.” looking around once more. I see two figures, my curiosity peaks, I move closer to see what lies to what I assumed was the north and see two weird looking creatures. One had what could be described as a royal blue coat and a magenta mane with pink streaks. The other had a cream yellow coat with a sky blue mane.

To say the least I was freaking out, there was not one but two fucking anthropomorphic equines in front of me. Then I noticed something even more frightening I had fur from my head to my toes or in this case hooves falling backward I seemed to have disturbed one of the two anthropomorphs (that by looking now I could see ‘she’ was feminine) she looked around before saying something “Where the hell am I?” Well now I know it’s a female just by the voice. She looked around once more and ‘to my dismay” noticed me and shouted “The fuck are you?!?!” Well not the worst reaction i’ve gotten from a member of the opposite sex. I then proceeded to shout back “ I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME FUCKING THING!!” she then decided now was the best time to look at herself “... Damn i look good” her eyes grow wide as she instantly covers herself “Uhh do we have any clothing?” Just then I decided that she had to be one of the widest females i’ve ever met but then releasing the weight of her words we were naked and- ‘Is she starring where I think she is?’ she said “wow… that thing's huge.” she half whispered half said.

Covering myself with my hands (but doing a very bad job at it) I reply “The same could be said about you jugzilla.” she blushes brightly and says “why you looking?” she grins “like what you see?” Blushing up a storm I reply ”well... umm... uhh…” looking at the ground in defeat I begin to wonder out loud “ what about the second one?” “Huh?” she looks over “oh him. I dunno” she shrugs her shoulders and looks down “eh not bad I guess”

“What do you mean not bad??” I reply slightly confused

“Well I mean it’s not as big as yours but decently sized.”

“Wait what… Oh… why the hell do you keep looking where your eyes don't belong!!”

“Comparing sizes I guess?”

Throwing my arms into the air “you know what!?!” I say “I fucking give up!!”

“Give up what? covering yourself?”

“Oh for Fuck sakes” covering myself once more

“We playing peekaboo now?” she flashes her breasts and covers them

“Oh Fuck off ” I shout

“Well I’d rather fuck on personally”

My jaw drops at this and I decided that for the sake of my sanity I should probably wake the other one up realising I didn’t ask her name I begin to ask but she interrupts me “So I’m Kira and the owner of the giant member is whom?”

Ignoring her other comment I say “My name is Alex it’s a pleasure to meet you Kira.”

She seductively smiles “It would be more of a pleasure to meet you on a deeper level”

Ignoring her blushing slightly I walk over to the other and decided to shake him awake.

He angrily swats me away and says “Jeez I’m awake stop it with the shaking already”

Okay not much of a morning person I guess, but I don’t know if it’s really morning or not but I can tell it's definitely daytime “So.. Umm.. don’t freak out but.. just.. just take a look at yourself for a moment then we’ll talk.”

“Why would I..” He looks himself over and replies with “Why the hell do I have fur, why do I have hooves, and above all why am I nude!!”

Kira replies with “Why wouldn’t you be nude?”

He gives her a droll stare then replies “What box of imbeciles did you come from?”

“Well that’s not something you say to a woman whom you haven't even asked her name.”

He looks down and immediately looks up “My apologies and your name is?”

“I’m Kira and ditzy over there is Alex”

“I’m Tanner nice to meet you both. Now then, where the hell are we and why are we these… things?”

“Got no idea on why we’re like this but we’re like this for a reason. Any ideas on how we got here?” I reply

“Not a clue.” he replied

“I got nothin’.” Kira chipped in

“Well that makes three of us then.” I say dejectedly. “What do you suppose we do now?”

“I say we make clothes out of leaves and live amongst the forest life!” Kira suggested

“ Umm No.” I reply.

“I suggest we find civilization and see if anyone can help us” Tanner inputted.

“Now there's a sound idea, lets get moving”

“Aww but I already had our outfits done…” Kira says holding up surprisingly well made leaf clothing.

“Umm.. How did you make those so quickly?” I ask

“It was simple I took the leaves from the trees above us and used sap from the trees to stick them together! I apparently have very good hand-eye coordination.” she stated.

“Still doesn’t explain how you made them that fast.”

“Oh thats easy I ran!” she says as she zips from one tree to the next.

“you know what I’m done questioning her. It hurts my head to much.” I say out loud while rubbing my temples.

“I’m not even going to try” Tanner replied.

“Well I think we should use the clothing regardless. I don’t know about you two but I don’t want to go into any towns with these hanging out” Kira says

“I have to agree I’m using the clothes” Tanner adds.

“No complaints here.” I add

As we slip on the clothes and begin to walk, we here some of the bushes move looking around we shrug it off pick a direction and start to walk.

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“Fuck This is taking forever.” I groaned in irritation. “We have been walking for god knows how long and we have found nothing but forest, forest, and look MORE FUCKING FOREST!!”

“Aww its not the Forest’s fault ‘leaf’ it alone” she says giggling.

“You’re kidding me right now right you’re making puns at a time where were starving and thirsty?”

“I have to agree now is not the time to joke.” Tanner snapped.

“Jeez I’m just trying to lighten the mood…” she says as her head droops.

“We don’t need to be so hard on her she was just trying to lighten the mood.” I say contradicting myself

“But you just… what… oh god damn it” Tanner says as he slaps his forehead.

“Facepalming is unbecoming of you” I state with a shit eating grin

“I swear you are just as bad as she is!” Tanner groans

“Thats bad how?” she says with a face mirroring his.

“I… what… HOW DO YOU FUNCTION?!?” he exclaims.

“With ease and sexyness!” She replies.

Now it’s my turn to facepalm as I slap my face making an audible smack then i here

“What the hell is on my head!” Yelled tanner

“OMG you have a unicorn horn!!! Thats so adorable!!!” Kira squealed.

“MY FUCKING EARS!!!” as I feel something on my back move and try to cover my ears I look to see Kira sprinting at me “Oh Fu-” ‘I regret nothing’ i thought as I hit the ground Kira landing on top of me.

“OH MY GOD YOU HAVE WINGS!!!” nuzzles into his wings cutely, jumping as they go stiff. “are they supposed to do that?”

“I have no fucking clue what just happened but I think I enjoyed it”

“Oh umm…” Kira says blushing “oops… i got a bit carried away…”

“You don’t say!!” I respond

“I don’t even…” Tanner tried comprehending the situation yet epicly failed.

Kira gets off me and pulls me up “um… sorry about that…”

“No problem just try not to do it again, I can't move my wings anymore” I groaned.

“Okay i’ll try…” Kira replied.

“Lets... just get going…” Tanner suggested.

“Yea let’s go.” I reply.
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“Hey I think i see a part in the trees!” Tanner exclaimed happily.

“Great I was getting really tired” I said tiredly.

“Snurf… Snork” Kira replies passed out on my back.

“Yea she didn’t last long after the whole trying to grab my wing for like what an hour and a half”

“it was interesting to say the least” Tanner replied.

“Oh yeah? What if she tried to grab your horn for an hour and a half eh?”

Tanner pondered then said “Point taken.”

“Huh?... Whazzit?” Kira starts to wake up and passes back out.

“Well lets rest for a bit maybe sleep the night out here?” I suggested

“That would be best” Tanner concluded.