The Equestrian's Guide to Humanity

by HudsonHawk
In this reboot/spin off of The Mare Who Fell to Earth, Rarity is sent to Earth as a human to collect data on humankind. She's taken in by a nerd who will show her what it's like to be human, and that not all of us are bloodthirsty monsters

Theme Song: "Take Me, I'll Follow You" by Bobby Caldwell

"I have a copy of [So Shines a Good Deed...] so I can read it whenever I have no internet. I'm not trying to be stalkerish but it makes me smile every time I read it :)" - NightMareSong

A collaboration with my good friend spideremblembrony.

A reboot/spin off of The Mare Who Fell to Earth, this comedy centers on Jimmy Quinn, a nerd with Asperger's who's recently been dumped by his girlfriend. After drowning his sorrows, he wakes up with a killer hangover and a naked woman in his bed. She claims to be from a land called Equestria, and a unicorn named Rarity.

She was sent to Earth by mistake, but winds up in a grand experiment by Princess Celestia: to report on human social norms, customs, behaviors, and shining examples of human kindness and compassion. The results will be collected in a guide for Equestrians to read before first contact with Earth. Together, Rarity and Jimmy will write and compile the greatest book Equestria has ever seen... The Equestrian's Guide to Humanity.

Teen
Incomplete
Drama
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Alternate Universe
Comedy
Slice of Life
Human
 
ROOP

22802 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read