appleacj loves me

Goalpost: I have had to work hard everyday of my life and what do I have to show for it? These dog tags and a dangerous high blood rate! And what do you have to show?

Derpy: What?

Goalpost: Everything! A dream job, a stable income, and a blissful life!

Derpy: Blissful life?

Goalpost: Yes! Whatever you do in life, even a screwup, everypony will be amused or simply turn away like it never happened.

Derpy: Well, it's... it's actually harder because of my eyes