11:36 am on April 4th, 2016

"COME THE FUCK ON YOU FUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!" "Dude, calm down. It's just a game." "Says the guy who isn't playing Demoknight." "What does me playing as Spy and not Demoknight have to do with you getting killed by a Sentry Gun?" "Your job as Spy is to kill Snipers, Engies, and Heavies. Along with taking out Engineer Sentry Nests. My job is to fuck their shit up." "I know, but if you haven't noticed they have like 2-4 Pyros guarding that nest." "Oh shit dude, I have to go to bed. It's like 11:36 where I am." "See ya later dude"

That is how James' day got started. Raging over W+M1 pyros, Lv. 3 Sentry Guns, and other stuff. But, you don't care about that. What you care about is this.

2:00 pm; Equestria

It was a very special day, so special that Celestia was concerned about what was happening and doing stuff(for once). It was the first ever public internet connection with Earth. Not Equestria Girls Earth, but Earth Earth. It has been about 4-5 months since Twilight came back after the wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff with Starlight Glimmer. Previously, after the events of the first EG movie, Twilight came back with some "advanced technology" that she asked Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo to help with. It was the first Pony Computer. After that 'Minecraft' was all Sweetie and all the foals could think about. Everypony else was thinking How the hay does one even work this thing?

Princess Luna had become a pretty big gamer so she was asked to also help out. While in the Everfree Forest, Twilight stumbled across a PC and it was pre-loaded with games such as Team Fortress 2, Terraria, Castle Crashers, BattleBlock Theater and more. That was over 3 weeks ago. Now both Luna's and the CMC's PCs were ready for their first look at real-world gaming. But, a certain gamer was about to play with both of them. His name is 'A Toaster Oven' (a.k.a. James). If only the ponies knew who would be on the mic, but then there wouldn't be this work of art now, would there?

Author's Note

This is me actually doing stuff. Also please, if you have Steam, send me a friend request. Steam name is A Toaster Oven. Hopefully i can get the next chapter out soon.