Well, Shit
The Part Where the Weird Shit Happens
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"Ready to launch program named 'Team Fortress 2', begin stream"' said a random pony who was working on the connection. "Good, Is the video connection stable to project?"' Twilight asked. "Affirmative, all systems go", replied another worker pony.
1:57 AM, Earth
James had just tried to install a game called Yandere Simulator, but failed horribly. He went back to watching anime and YouTube when he got an invite to play TF2 with his friends. The message included said "Just found a server FULL of F2P Pony Fags. Help us kick their ass." He couldn't resist. He knew the types of TF2 players well. The Pony Fags were people whom installed every single MLP related mod/skin out there and couldn't stop spamming about ponies. James classified as 'The guy who likes MLP', only difference is that he was an average TF2 player who didn't spam ponies. "This is going to be good", he muttered to himself, double-clicking the TF2 icon on his desktop.
Potato APM; Equestria
Sweetie Belle and Luna were in the game called Team Fortress 2. They have already noticed that the game wasn't that nice and friendly. "Do we seriously have to keep playing this?" Sweetie asked, horrified by what she was seeing before her. "Sadly, yes. Yes you do", Twilight responded with a sad tone. All of a sudden a voice came through the game. The voice belonged to a person named A Toaster Oven.
"There is a spy disguised as a hooded sniper wielding the fortified compound, basically look for me", the voice cut out. Not sure what to think about that voice the continued to play the game. The voice spoke again saying,"Holy fucking shit, the have like 3-4 engies and they have a nest over in that building. Gonna try to take it out as Solider. I may need a Medic on my ass." The ponies were shocked at the language the voice used. "Well, this is interesting," Luna said," This voice clearly has a knowledge of whats happening in game."
As the game continued, something was happening that shouldn't be happening. Pinkie was breaking through the space-time barrier to find this 'Toaster Oven' and teach him about friendship stuffs. Luna and Sweetie have found him in-game as Sniper. The cosmetics he was wearing were amazing. He was wearing the items called 'Fancy Shmancy Berlin Brain Bowl', 'The B'yted Beak', and 'Fashonable Medical Monarch'. He was holding a weapon called 'Somewhat Threatining Specialized Killstreak Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.II'. Sweetie looked through the controls to find out how to talk to him. "Hey, Twilight," Sweetie said, motioning the purple pony to her,"I figured out how to talk to him, you have to press the 'V' key." "Well, lets talk to him then," Twilight responded with a look of interest. Twilight held down the key to talk and then spoke. "Hello? Is this working?" Sweetie asked the monitor. "Yes, yes it is working", replied A Toaster Oven,"Yay, I'm not alone anymore!"
"What do you mean by that?", Twilight asked. "I'm not talking to dumb shits, I'm talking to intelligent beings", Toaster said as if talking to a friend. "Can you please stop using that language?" Sweetie asked, not knowing the can of worms she just opened. "Why?" Toaster said, holding down a laugh "Is your wittle feelwing hurts? Does yur moomie still wipe yur little ass cuz u a big baby?" Toaster said mocking them. Feeling angered and hurt, Sweetie disconnected from the server. Over on Luna's moniter, Toaster was heard laughing. "OH MY FUCKING GOD!! HAHAHAHAHA" Toaster practically yelled "THAT DUMBASS RAGE QUITTED!!!" Hearing more laughter, Sweetie broke down in tears.
At that same moment, a weird portal appeared in James' room. "What the fu-" he said as he and his computer were sucked in the portal. "WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING???" In the chat box it said that he disconnected from the server due to internet problems.
Author's Note
IT IS FINALLY HERE!!!! Well, back to playing Pokemon Go.
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