Well, Shit

As James stood up, he looked. He looked at Luna like he just seen god shit his pants twice in a McDonalds bathroom. "How the fuck, why the fuck, and who the fuck?", he said, still dumbfounded by who was before him. Luna walked towards him, being very weary of him. She stopped about a half foot in front of James. After what seemed like an eternity, Luna broke the silence.

"Hello, I am Prince-" she got cut off by James. "Holy fuck, am I dead?", he questioned "There is no god damn way that this is happening." Quickly reaching into his pocket, he pulled out his emergency candy, opened it, and began eating it. "Okay, I can still taste Gobstoppers, thats good." He then went on a checklist of 'Making Sure I'm Alive' and passed with flying colors."I have determined that I am not dead and, in fact, somehow got here to Equestria" he thought out loud.

"Wait, how do you know the name of this place?" Luna questioned him. "Simple, I can't tell you otherwise the entire universe will collapse in on its self and implode." He answered "or you will look at thing in a whole new light and have to be sent to an Insane Asylum." Upon hearing that she made a mental note to not tell Twilight about this, remembering how she almost lost it trying to figure out 'Pinkie Sense' and whatnot.

"Okay, then. I'm going to assume that you know who I am then," she said, still confused on what he knew and how he knew it "I shall take you to Ponyville to meet the-" Once again being cut off "Really? Just like that? No letter to have someone make preparations?" he asked. "While you were doing that thing you were doing, I sent a magical telegram to Twilight telling her to make room for two guests." Zeika looked up, confused by what was going on before her eyes. Luna saw this and reassured her that she was welcomed with open hooves in Ponyville, having received a response from Twilight. "We must hurry if we are to make it before nightfall," Luna said "And I never did get your names." James quickly introduced both him and Zeika to her as they walked out in the Everfree.