As the trio were approching Ponyville Luna stopped, turned to Zeika and said,"You might want to disguise as something." She nodded and disguised as a familiar Cyan Pegasus. "That won't work, you'll be spotted immeadiatly." She again nodded and the went on disguising as the rest of the Mane 6. "Do you know any other disgiuises besides the Elements of Harmony?", Luna asked her in a annoyed tone. "No, I've only ever seen those six ponies..." Zeika said while looking like a sad puppy.

"I have an Idea", said James and quickly pulled out his phone. He scrolled down to a picture. "How about this?" He asked, holding up the device to Zeika, "I'm deffinitly sure there is no one that looks like this in Ponyville" It was a picture of a neon pink pegasus mare with an aqua blue mane and tail. Her eyes were lime green with a single rose as a cutie mark.

"I-I'll try", she said. Conjuring as much magic she could, her horn lit up a bright and vibrant shade of green. A magic green fire cocoon shot up from her hooves and quickly enveloped her whole body. The whole process took about a good 2-3 munutes, causing James to sit down and take a more thorough look through his backpack, which was suddently the one he used for school. Upon opening it he found all 5 of his hats, a fuck-ton of shirts, his 3DS case, and the military combat knife/bayonet his grandpa gave him. Satisfied on his find, he gets up from the rock he sat down on and notices what looks to be a banner in the middle of Ponyville steadily moving twards the "Welcome to Ponyville" sign that wasn't there the last time he looked at the town(which was about a minute ago).

"What the fuck is that?" He askes, pointing at the banner which was just planted. "It must be Pinkie Pie" Luna answered "Twilight probally told her and the other elements when I sent the message."

"Oh, that makes sense, I guess" He said, turning his head to Zeika's fire cocoon which turned a darker green "When do you thik she'll be-" James was cut of by Zeika.

"Done" she said, looking like the pegasus James showed her. "You look amazing" he said, admiring the changling-turned-OC "Now, Let's-a-go" He said, doing his best Mario impression. Luna nodded and took the lead. It was a fairly short walk to the town, well to James it was. He made it there 2-3 minutes before Luna and Zeika did, but as a somewhat good person he waited fo them.

"What took you guys?" he asked, reciving a glare from both mares. All he did was smile, like the asshole he was. "Well," Luna sarted, "You have a longer stride than us ponies, and less legs to move" James traded his smile for a surprised look that said 'I just recived an intelligent answer to a retorichal question'. James lost the look and turned 180 to face the town. And immediately got a face full of a certian pink blue-eyed mare named Pinkie.

"Well, look who it is. Super-Duper-Big-Meanie-Pants is here" Pinkie said "You got some guts to show up here after what you did."

"Excuse me, WHAAAAT????" the confused human replied.

"You know what you did." Pinkie said back, squinting her eyes.

"What daaaa fhuuuckk" James said, even more confused.

"You know, that thing." Pinkie said, confusing everypony in the croud thaat had accumulated.

"Oh, I get it... I don't get it." James said, with no idea what she was talking about.

"You did that... THING" She said, firmly planting all four hooves on the ground and throwing James off balance.

"I HAVE FALLEN!!! AND I CHOOSE NOT TO GET UP!!!" James yelled, causing the big croud to grow even bigger.

"Come on, stop playing. We both know what you did to her" Pinkie said to the fallen human.

"Oh my gooooooooooood" James yelled, grabbing the attention of a certian purple alicorn.

As Pinkie was about to continue the argument, Twilight teleported next to the still fallen hoomun.

"I DID NOT FACTOR IN THE WARP ABILITY!!!!" James said, reacting to Twilights insatanious apperance.

Looking down at James, she used her magic to stand him upright. Turning to Pinkie, she gave her a look that said 'Go to the Castle with the others' and Pinkie went, causing the croud to disperse some.

"I'm sorry about that, she has been acting weird ever since a loud boom came from the Everfree." Twilight said.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" was all James could reply with, mostly because he had no idea what the fuck was going on.

"O... Kay." Twilight said "I am going to assume that you and that pink pegasus are the two guests that Luna told me about." She raised her hoof to Zeika, who was still standing there.

James turned around to see both Luna and Zeika with confused/shocked looks. He had recovered from his dispute with Pinkie enough to nod 'Yes" to the winged and horned mare.

"As an 'I'm sorry for what my friend did', I will teleport both you and your friend to the castle." Twilight said, silently studying the creature before her. In reality she wanted to see what would happen if she teleported him somewhere.

James took a minute to think. "Fuck it." He replied, causing the purple alicorn to flinch.

"If I may interrupt," Luna said, making sure that they knew she was still there "I am going to take my leave. I'm positive that you can handle these two." She said, and vanished the same way she appeared.

"Oh My God!" James said, causing Twilight to wonder how he can manipulate his voice like that.

"So," Zeika said, finally snapping out of the clusterfuck of what happened,"You said you'd teleport us to the castle?"

"Yes," Twilight said, snapping out of her thoughts,"You ready?" She recived nods from both of them. "Okay then. Get ready. I'll do it on three."

"1"

"2"

"3" and with that, the three of them teleported inside of the castle, just behind the front doors. "You O.K.?" She asked the crew of two. She recived a nod from Zeika.

"Am I dead yet?" James said and immediatly fell down unconsious.

"Is he going to be alright?" Twilight asked, with a scared look on her face.

"Pretty sure he is. He did take out 3 very well trained Changling guards by himself." She said, making Twilights face go from scared to surprised. And not even 3 minutes went by before he got back up.

"Well, this is happening." James said "What did happen?" He asked "Nevermind, I remember."

"Well, thats... good?" Twilight replied, confused.

"HEY TWI!!" A voice came from the throne/map room "WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET HERE??? I HAVE THINGS TO DO!!!"

"Who was that?" Zeika asked.

"That was Rainbow Dash, she is apperently in a rush today." Twilight said, thinking of what the rainbow maned pegasus could be in a hurry about.

"Well then, lets not keep her waiting." James said, placing his hands behined his back and deepening his voice "Please lead the way" He motioned his right hand twards where the voice came from.

Following his lead, Twilight took lead and led them to the room where 7 ponies and a small dragon were sitting around a table. Upon entering the room, the attention shifted from whatever the conversation was to the very tall creature now in the doorway behind Twilight. A pink maned pegasus tried to hide the best she could in the chair while the rest looked in awe.

"What is that?" Asked 3 fillies who seemingly popped out of nowhere.

"Not what, but who." James corrected them, gaining an even more surprised look from everypony "And who I am is not important right now, but what is important is who are all of you?" They all looked at each other as if silently saying 'You go first'. "Alright, how about this." James continued "I will point to you and you will say your name. Then you will go counter clockwise untill everyone has introduced themselves. Then I will introduce myself and my friend here." Everypony stayed stunned as he raised his hand to his chin. He placed his left arm under his right and stood there, silently surveying the room of ponies and a dragon. "How about..." He stood there in thought "You." He pointed to the yellow pegasus hiding behind her mane. She looked up and quickly looked for anything to hide behind. When she ultamitly failed, she looked down and quietly whispered her name. No one heard or understood what she said. James nodded like he understood what she said. "It's okay, no one here is dangerous... ish" She looked up and saw him giving her a gentle smile. She spoke up and this time everyone heard her.

"M-My name is Fluttershy" she said. James nodded and looked to the pony to her left. Pretty soon he heard names coming one after one. Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Starlight Glimmer, Spike, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo.

"Well then, nice to meet you all." James said "My name is James, and my friend here is... Uhh..." He stopped and relised he didn't make a name for the OC she turned into. Quickly thinking he had a name. Not a good one, but it was somthing. "Aqua Marine." he said, then imediatly looked at her as if to say 'I'm sorry'.

The three fillies were the first to approch him and Zeika.

"Your name is weird." Scootaloo said.

"I would go by my other name, but that may raise more rage than friendlyness" He replied.

"And why would your other name cause rage?" Apple Bloom asked.

"Because it would, trust me." He answered her.

"Please tell us, we would really like to know" Sweetie Belle said, looking as cute as she possibly could.

"I am the oldest of four. Cute looks and constantly saying 'Please' don't work on me." He said, being as nice as he could.

"I KNOW HIS OTHER NAME!!!" Pinkie shouted from across the room, gaining the attention of the three fillies, "IT"S A-" She was cut off by the sound of the revolver James had holstered, which was now raised to the full extent of his arm. Everypony was shocked by the loud boom. His head slowly raised up and faced Pinkie with a glare.

"Say it and you'll be with those Changlings I left back in the Everfree." He said, pointing the gun at her. He was being so nice up to this point that the sudden change of mood caught them off guard. Even Zeika was scooting away. All of them looked shocked and surprised. They had found the cause of the boom that happened in the Everfree earlier that morning.

Author's Note

Sorry for taking so long with this chapter, I had school to deal with and BotW, Splatoon 2, and Paladins kept beckoning me. As for the story, I will finish what I have started.