Super Smash Bros. Equestrian Brawl

“Look Twi we have to find a way out of here.” Rainbow said.

“I know Rainbow.” Twilight said.

Twilight had been pacing around for nearly two hours after GameMaster and Announcer left, trying to find some way to get out of there.

So far she had no luck, this cage was guarded with powerful magic that even she couldn’t break through. Whoever this ‘Link’ guy is can cast some powerful magic.

“Ladies!” A voice said.

Everypony turned to the entrance to see GameMaster walking down to them, arms out in the air. Rainbow saw him and flew right to the bars.

“Let us out of here!” She demanded.

“Yeah! You can’t trap us in here!” Gilda said, joining Rainbow Dash’s side.

“Well ladies, I think you might want to be a little nicer to your host.” He said.

“You ponynapped us!” Rainbow said.

“Yes, well anywho.” GameMaster got out a clipboard and wrote something down.

“Twilight Sparkle!” He said.

“What?” The purple mare said.

“Are you ready to fight?” GameMaster said, a grin growing on his face.

Twilight looked at him for a while, then walked the gate.

“Twilight!” Rarity said. “You can’t possibly be going along with his barbaric ritual!”

“It’s the only thing we can do.” Twilight said, still walking to the smiling open armed man.

“Let’s go dear, a challenger awaits.” He said, walking with Twilight to the outside of the cave.

“How could you do this to us?” Applejack said to Announcer. “Ponynapping all of us an forcing us to fight for yer own amusement!”

“How were we able to do this?” Announcer said, chuckling a bit at the end. “Well it’s quite simple.”

“How about explaining?” Rainbow said, punching her hoof into her other one.

“Well first we teleport you into a world of hate and war, then you’ll assault everyone you’ve ever known and loved before!” He said.

“I don’t think I want to do that.” Fluttershy said quietly, but not quiet enough for Announcer to miss.

“Oh come on, It’ll be bash. Now, grab all your little friends.” Announcer said, patting Twilight’s back.

“Cause it is time for us to mother fucking SMASH!” The brothers said in unison. The brothers clapped hands and laughed, obviously they were enjoying the things they were doing.

“Well, Twilight.” GameMaster said. “Are you ready to smash?”

“No.” She said.

“Well too bad!” Announcer said, with a joyful tone in his voice. “Now, now Mark. Let’s not frighten the poor thing.” GameMaster said.

“You guys already have.” Twilight thought.

Twilight followed the two brothers outside of the cave and was forced to squint her eyes when exiting the cave as the sun shone in her eyes. Once they had adjusted she opened them, seeing they were in a giant stadium. The stadium had a simple platform floating above the ground with three smaller ones floating above it. Twilight looked around, taking in the place. It wasn’t a normal stadium, as there were no seats for others to sit and watch. There were just giant walls that formed into a giant bowl stadium. Twilight wondered who would be watching this match other than the two brothers, then remembered that GameMaster said something about a ‘Link.’

“Well Twilight Sparkle, get ready to smash.” GameMaster said.

Then they heard a ‘thump’ of something landing behind them. They turned around to see a blue and black dog like creature standing behind them. It opened it’s eyes and started at Twilight, scoffing.

“Lucario!” GameMaster said. “Meet your next opponent, Twilight Sparkle.”

Lucario just started at her and nodded it’s head, jumping to the platform afterwards.

“Alright, don’t keep him waiting.” GameMaster said, walking away.

Twilight tried to use her magic to teleport to the platform, but was shocked, stopping her from doing it.    Lucario jumped down and grabbed her, jumping back up.

Lucario set her down at the left end of the platform and walked to the right end. As he walked a song started playing. The song went on for two minutes before the GameMaster and the Announcer’s voices boomed over the stadium.

“Welcome new fighters!” GameMaster said. “To Super Smash Bros. Tournament! Twilight, I would like you to know that Lucario does not show mercy. And also know all of your friends are watching, ANYWHO! Lucario! I would like you to not hold anything back. Give her a proper Smash Bros. welcome.”

Lucario nodded at the GameMaster’s words and cracked it’s knuckles.

“Alright fighters!” The Announcer’s voice boomed. “3!” Lucario got into a fighting position. “2!” Twilight tried to get into a fighting position of her own. “1!”

Lucario ran to Twilight and jumped, coming back down punching the ground Twilight just ran away from. Twilight turned around and tried to shoot a magic blast at Lucario, only to be stopped by a blast Lucario shot from his hand. Lucario ran to Twilight and punched her, sending her into the air. Lucario jumped up and started to punch her repeatedly, until she flew off the stage and a large beam of energy left her. Apparently signifying she lost.

She reappeared on a hovering machine that brought her back to the platform. She jumped off and Lucario ran at her, stopping to shoot her with another ball of magic.

Twilight shot out a beam of magic from her horn. The ball of magic from Lucario hit the beam, stopping the ball and beam from going any further from where they were.

Twilight kept her focus on keeping the beam of magic on the ball, not seeing Lucario jumping above her with his fist pointed at her until the last second. Twilight felt the impact of something hitting her and felt her face connect with the concrete of the platform.

She lifted her head and was able to dodge the next punch Lucario threw at her.

Lucario backed up from the purple mare as she shot Lucario with streams of magic, firing as fast as she could muster so Lucario wouldn’t get the chance to fight back.

“Oh! Lucario’s life percentage is going up FAST GameMaster!” She heard Announcer’s voice boom over the stadium, shaking her a bit, but not enough to distract her from her current opponent.

“I see Announcer!” GameMaster said. “Do you think it’s possible that this prissy little pony could beat one of the strongest fighters Smash has to offer?”

“I don’t know, but MAN am I on the edge of my seat!” Announcer said, his excitement obviously uncontainable.

Twilight kept shooting Lucario, not wanting it to get the chance to attack her back. Lucario tried jumping, but was stopped each time by the constant barrage of streams of magic emerging from the unicorn’s horn.

Lucario could feel his life percent going up fast, and found he didn’t have any chance of escaping now that his life percent was this high.

Lucario closed his eyes and accepted the defeat as Twilight shot one last beam of magic, sending Lucario flying off of the stage and bursting into a pillar of energy, signifying his utter and humiliating defeat.

“I did it!” She said.

She turned around to face Lucario as he was brought back. She had a new face of confidence, an extra kick in her step now that she knew she could have a chance at defeating Lucario. If she did it once, she could do it again.

Lucario jumped off the platform and they heard Announcer counting down from three.

When Announcer said one the two found themselves unable to move. Twilight tried with all her might to move, but found her unable to, despite her best efforts. Lucario just relaxed itself.

“Sudden death!” Announcer said as Twilight and Lucario were brought to opposite ends of the platform.

“Sudden death?” Twilight said. “What does that mean?”

Lucario just smiled a menacing smile and ran at the mare, stopping mere inches in front of her and shooting her with a ball of magic that sent her flying to her defeat.

Twilight woke up to find herself back in the cave, surrounded by her friends.

“What? What happened?” She asked, trying to get up.

“Now, now there sugarcube.” Applejack said. “That Lucario fellow hurt you bad. You might want to take it easy for a bit.”

“But did you see yourself?” Rainbow said. “You kept shooting, and shooting, and shooting, and it just couldn’t move! Awesome!”

“It was pretty awesome.” Gilda said. “Even for a prissy pony like you.”

“I must say that the way you fought off this ‘Lucario’ certainly was remarkable.” Celestia added.

“It surely was something incredible.” Luna said. “You’re powers were doubled!”

Twilight opened her mouth to speak, but hear Announcer and GameMaster’s voices coming from the other side of the cave, shutting her up quick.

“And did you see Lucario when he just shot her out into the End Point?” GameMaster said. “It was AWESOME!”

“And did you see the way Twilight just kept shooting Lucario like there was no tomorrow?” Announcer added. “It was amazing!”

“What do you guys want?” Twilight said, seeing the two brothers walking in. “I already fought your stupid fight, now just let us go.”

“I’m sorry, but one fight isn’t enough to impress us.” Announcer said.

“Yeah. We have stronger fighters.” GameMaster said. “Luigi, Charizard, Pac-Man, Kirby, Link, that weird blue robot kid that no one likes, a lot of them.”

“So what?” Celestia said. “Will you force us to fight all of them?”

The brothers looked at each other, then the opposite directions. Their faces looking in deep thought.

“Well……..… Uh……… Ye-Yeah.” The brothers eventually said. “Yeah, we will.”

“Barbaric!” Rarity said.

“Oh, I wouldn’t think such things Miss Rarity.” Announcer said.

“Why?” Rarity said.

GameMaster gave his brother a confused look. Announcer showed his brother the clipboard he held and GameMaster read it, barely able to hold back his laughing.

“Well, Miss Rarity.” GameMaster said. “I hope you know some good fighting spells.”

“Why?” She said, confused.

“Because next match is.”

“Rarity vs. Princess Zelda!” The brothers said in unison.

“You better get ready Rarity!” Announcer said. “Because Zelda might be a princess, but she knows how to fight! You’re match begins in two hours, so you better get ready.”

The brothers left, chatting up how excited they were to see Rarity and Zelda fight.

Rarity turned around, a look of shock and fear on her face.

“Oh no.” She said, passing out.