Super Smash Bros. Equestrian Brawl

Rarity woke up, her friends crowded around her to make sure the fashionista was alright.

“What happened?” She said, shaking her head.

“You passed out after the brothers announced you were going to fight somepony named ‘Zelda.’” Twilight said.

“What?” Rarity got up, slowly remembering the situation they were all in. “I most certainly will not!”

“It’s the only thing we can do.” Twilight said. “The brothers said that this Link guy used magic to stop us from escaping, so all we can do is fight.”

Rarity gulped as Twilight told her about what she should try during her fight with Zelda. Meanwhile the brothers were talking about an expansion.

“More fighters?” Announcer said.

“Yes!” GameMaster has just finished rewatching the footage from Twilight’s fight with Lucario for the 5th time. “If these creatures that we have now can fight, then certainly the rest can too.”

“Alright brother, I’ll go call some more guards.” Announcer walked to the door, only to be stopped by his brothers words.

“No. I want you to go with the guards.” GameMaster said. “Go give them a proper Super Smash Bros welcome.” GameMaster rewinded the footage and watched it again in amazement.

It was a beautiful day in Equestria and the whole town was excited. There was a picnic and the whole entire town was invited!

Lyra looked around, seeing her friends enjoy themselves on apple cider, pies that the Cakes baked, and many other treats.

Lyra stood up, announcing to her friends she wanted to say something.

“Listen everypony.” She said. “I love you guys, you’re my best friends in the world and you make me glad to be alive!” Lyra let out a warm smile before she was interrupted by a tall creature.

“Excuse me, hi there. I’m the announcer for a fun new family game, It’s called Super Smash Brothers!” The creature said. The creature was tall, straight hair that pointed straight forward it also had a large bow tie above it’s light purple jacket that matched it’s light purple pants.

Lyra was intrigued by what this creature had said. “That sounds fun, how do we play?”

“Well first I’m going warp you into a world of hate and war, where you’ll assault everyone you have ever known and loved before.” The creature said.

“I don’t think I want to do that.” Lyra said.

“Oh come on, it’ll be a bash.” The creature made a snap sound with the tiny arms it had on it’s strange hooves and many more strange creatures came out from behind bushes and from the tops of trees. Lyra began wondering how long they had been there. “Now grab all your little friends cause it is time for us to mother fucking SMASH!”

The creatures surrounded the ponies, reaching behind them for a long tube they had. The creatures aimed at the ponies and waited for the first creature’s signal.

“What are you doing?” Lyra said.

“Why are you doing this?” Bon Bon said.

“Well, we have some of your friends.” The creature named off the friends they had, raising one of it’s tiny arms with each stolen friend it named off. “We have Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Discord, Gilda, Celestia, Luna, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Trixie.”

“You ponynapped mah sister?” Apple Bloom said.

“Well, I guess you could say that.” The creature said, looking over the crowd before it. “But don’t worry little thing, you’ll see her soon.”

The creature whistled and the others used the weapons they had, shooting out a gas at the ponies.

Lyra fought unsuccessfully to stay awake. Before she closed her eyes she saw the first creature walk to her, putting on a mask. The creature leaned down to her and said something before she fell unconscious.

“Get ready to Smash.”

Rarity gulped as she was taken to the place that would serve to be her battlefield against this Zelda.

She stepped off the platform and was greeted to a tall creature with pointy ears and clothes that had to be royal. Rarity took the guess that this was Zelda, her opponent.

“Why, hello there.” Rarity said. “My name is Rarity, I’m guessing that you’re Zelda?”

Zelda looked at Rarity and nodded her head.

“I’m guessing that we’re going to have to fight now?” Rarity said.

Zelda nodded again and walked to the other end of the platform.

“I was afraid of that.” Rarity muttered.

When Zelda arrived to the other end of the platform she turned around, getting herself into a fighting position. She had seen Lucario’s fight with another one of the prissy ponies, she now knew it wouldn’t be wise to let her guard down.

“Hello, fighters!” GameMaster said. “I’m very sorry to say that my brother can’t be here for this match, which is why I’ll be recording it.”

“What is he doing?” Rarity asked.

“He’s……. Going to get some new friends.” GameMaster said, chuckling. “Oh don’t worry Ms. Rarity, everything will be alright.”

“What does that mean?” Rarity asked.

“Uh, oh look at the time! It’s time to SMASH!!” GameMaster said as a bell rang.

Zelda ran towards Rarity, stopping right in front of her and holding her hand back. In Zelda’s hand a purple vortex appeared, seemingly charging itself. Zelda waved her hand forward, Rarity flinching at the thought she’d be slapped, but that wasn’t the case.

Rarity opened her eyes for a split second before she was sent back by the force of being slapped back from a large knight’s sword.

Rarity got back up and stared wide-eyed at Zelda, shocked by what had just happened. Rarity’s mind then went to what Twilight had told her if she wanted to win the fight.

Rarity stood her ground and shot a magic beam, Zelda dodging it with no effort. Rarity tried her best to mimic what she saw Twilight do during her battle with Lucario, shooting a never-ending stream of magic at her opponent.

But, as much as Rarity may try, Zelda found herself always able to dodge her beams with no effort at all, leading Rarity to have to find some other method.

Zelda disappeared, reappearing in front of Rarity and kicking her back, almost sending the fashionista turned fighter off the stadium. But Rarity grabbed onto the sides, holding on for her dear life.

Zelda walked over to Rarity and put her foot on the fashionista’s face, kicking her down afterwards.

Rarity looked down as she fell, knowing that she’d lose a life if she fell. Rarity tried to use a teleportation spell. Then the thought of Twilight being shocked went through her mind as she did, but it was too late. Rarity had already used the spell and found herself above the platform, falling down to Zelda.

Rarity took a moment as she fell to take a grasp of what exactly happened, then focusing on Zelda.

She looked down at Zelda, who hadn’t noticed Rarity’s teleportation, and shot her with a beam of magic which took her by complete surprise.

Zelda was in a daze while Rarity landed on her feet, oddly not taking any damage from the fall, and shooting her again with a beam of magic.

Zelda turned towards Rarity, but Rarity used her teleportation magic and appeared behind Zelda, doing her best to copy Applejack’s bucking technique, using it to buck Zelda in the back. Zelda was sent flying towards the other end of the stadium as Rarity teleported to where she was headed, shooting her with a shot of magic as powerful as she could muster.

Zelda was sent flying off the stadium, disappearing into a blast of energy that signified her loss.

Rarity jumped up in joy.

“I…. I did it!” She said. “I really did it!” She was overjoyed that she was able to knock Zelda off the platform, now she just needed to either do it again, or just dodge her attacks for the next 30 seconds there were left in the fight.

Rarity didn’t agree with the brother’s tournament, but she knew that if she and her friends were to ever get out of there it would be by going along with it for as long as they could.

“WOAH!!” GameMaster’s voice boomed over the stadium. “THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!!! OH MY GOD! I’VE DEFINITELY GOT TO SHOW MARK THAT WHEN HE GETS BACK!!”

Rarity didn’t agree that she was getting praise for beating someone else senseless, but she found herself flattered by the compliment.

Zelda appeared again, doing her best to try and knock Rarity off the stadium, calling a Sudden Death, but the fashionista just found her rhythm for dodging Zelda’s spells.

Zelda tried and tried, each of her attempts failing. Eventually they heard GameMaster’s voice count down and hit zero, ending the fight.

Rarity felt joy run through her as she made her way back to her friends.

“Rarity!” Rainbow Dash said. “You were AWESOME out there!”

“That was amazing!” Applejack added.

“Yes, yes, she was.” GameMaster’s voice said from the entrance of the cave.

They all turned to GameMaster, seeing his brother Announcer following him.

“And I don’t mean that sarcastically Rarity, I mean it. That was the most amazing fight I’ve seen Zelda fight in a long time.” GameMaster added.

“But, let’s see how the rest of you can hold against Rarity.” Announcer added, taking out a clipboard.

He read over the clipboard. “Fluttershy?” He said, GameMaster chuckling as he did.

“Y-Yes?” The timid pegasus said.

“You like animals, right?” GameMaster said.

“Why yes, I do.” Fluttershy said.

The brothers looked at each other and smiled that same devilish smile they had almost every time they saw them.

“Well then.” GameMaster said, his devilish smile growing wider. “I think you’ll just love Pikachu.”