She does not deceive,
Her I do believe.
Such sass.
Time she does unweave,
All my life upheave.
Thick lass.
On my face did heave,
All I now perceive
Her ass.
Stress she does relieve,
Love she does not thieve.
Such class.
And now I will grieve;
She's gone until eve,
Hours pass.
I have no reprieve
'Til her buns I cleave,
Such mass.
Seed she will receive,
Then she will conceive.
Genes pass.

Author's Note

A lai is a classical French form consisting of two rhymes, one for the two five-syllable main lines and a second for a two-syllable refrain line. There is no fixed stanza length, but each stanza, if there are multiples, have separate rhymes for the main and refrain lines. Because there is a regularity to syllables, rhyme, and refrain it is very musical, if simplistic.