She owns the best swell,
Fucks but will not tell.
So fine.
Bootilicious belle,
Sweet as caramel,
Canine.
Ear cupped like a shell,
Butt on which to dwell,
Enshrine.
Ne mere bagatelle,
Her ass like a spell,
Sublime.

Diamond Dog divine,

Tongue soft, serpentine,

So lewd.

Her eyes with love shine

As we sip our wine

High mind.

Sable coat a-shine,

Comforting lifeline

Seclude.

As we intertwine

I'm so glad she's mine.

Prelude.

Ample plenitude,
Soul of pulchritude
Well fed.
We will rear a brood
Marriage we include
Soon wed.
A bright attitude,
Perfect aptitude.
Egghead.
Her butt well-reviewed,
Feisty when she's screwed
Abed.

In or out of bed

She's a thunderhead,

Upswell.

So unlimited

Glutes high-spirited

Bombshell.

To engagement sped,

My Dog, so high-bred

Sweet spell.

Her pleasure unsaid,

In her face it's read,

I dwell.

Author's Note

The virelai is, naturally, a close cousin of the lai. The difference is that there are still no fixed stanza lengths but there is a chain verse rule. As you can see, it's also a cyclical one. I didn't go full alphabet here because the lai and verlai are surprisingly hard to manage, given the severe space and rhyme limits.